I want a taco truck on my corner!

or a promise?"

Taco truck on odd-numbered days.
Middle Eastern (Halal) food truck on even numbered days. Don't forget that Mooslims are the other threat, says the Cheeto-haired hate-monger.

And then -- once Drumpf turns his rabble's bile toward Asians -- we can adjust the schedule of food truck routes for Thai, Vietnamese, sushi/tempura, Szechuan, etc.

It's only fair. After spreading the crap-food chains (McD, KFC, Starfucks, ad nauseum) around the world, we deserve to eat food from trucks!

And I live on a corner so it'd be really close!



Problem with a taco truck is that I can't eat hot peppers.

I promise there'd be a line of customers once word gets out!