No you don't, Hair Fuhrer...No you DON'T.

You do NOT get to spend five years spreading what you knew the whole time was a despicable lie and THEN take credit for ADMITTING it's a lie.

That's like the Klan expecting thanks for calling the fire department to put out the cross they lit up.

Or the kidnapper wanting clemency because he dropped his hostage off at her house.

Or the dude who gets teary-eyed while cradling the puppy he drowned.

Or the guy who kills his parents asking for mercy at the trial because he's an orphan.