2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumLOL. Palin to Advise Trump on Improving Sentence Structure
NEW YORKIn an admission that his message might have gotten lost in Monday nights debate, Donald J. Trump has enlisted the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to advise him on improving his sentence structure. Campaign officials stressed that bringing Palin on board was not a sign of panic, but merely an acknowledgement that the Alaskans communication skills could be Trumps secret weapon. We would be silly to have a resource like this available to us and not use it, said Trumps campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway. No one debates like Sarah Palin.
Satire from Andy Borowitz via Facebook.
saltpoint
(50,986 posts)femmocrat
(28,394 posts)ffr
(22,671 posts)misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)Watch the headlines in a week, we'll know if trump took the bait.
longship
(40,416 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Dalziel3979
(72 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)We owe it to history, to record them for future generations
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)Finally, a non-fail!
TheKentuckian
(25,029 posts)so many times that there is real danger of creating a super massive black hole here on Earth
They think that word salad crazy Palin can help them, they are way more stupid than I thought. I love it, that just means he will continue to rant on about nothing and confuse everyone even more, Perfect! Great strategy (for us),
Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)Word salad Sara teaching dickhead sentence structure.
rocktivity
(44,577 posts)on being a better Catholic.
rocktivity
bucolic_frolic
(43,286 posts)Whiz! Bang Bingo! It's the OompahLoompah vitamin C
Orange Cheetoh Savior! Sasquatch has nothing on US!!
"Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon" to save the day!
From Mighty Mouse to the White House!
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts). . . this is Borowitz?
Trump and Palin are just this stupid.
ananda
(28,876 posts)But is it really just satire? Lol
elmac
(4,642 posts)from his manhattan skyscraper
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)All I remember is her winking a ton and saying stupid stuff.
SunSeeker
(51,698 posts)Coolest Ranger
(2,034 posts)to start drinking