That is, if there's any country that will have their ignorant selves.

They are our own homegrown scourge, and even we don't know what to do with them. They'll get crazier as the days go by until they combust.

They'll never do it, of course, but the petition sends a good message.

There are some informative, non-secession petitions at the site worth signing. Then there are the graffiti petitions from drunk frat boys and apparent deportees from other planets.

directly into an active volcano.

I signed it.