...justice system punishment would be the least of my worries. Mrs. CincyDem would be sure of that.

There's something about a rolling pin and the iron skillet that comes to mind.

...laying face down on the gurney in an emergency room, through the foggy haze of a drug induced sleep, hearing a doctor say as he looks at my exposed backside...

"I know how to get the rolling pin out but how the hell do you think we get the iron skillet out"!!!

could result.

I WA state it could be called Indecent Liberties (sexual contact by forcible compulsion). It is a Class A felony here in WA and the amount of time a person would spend would depend on his criminal history. Middle of the range with no criminal history would be 59 months plus 36 months of community custody (probation like); and registration as a sex offender.

It could also be charged as an assault with sexual motivation. If the assault was a felony, the sexual motivation tag would increase the time in custody by one year, and sex offender registration would be required.

Here, however without injury, it would likely be only a misdemeanor (if not indecent liberties), and at this point it does not require registration or enhanced sentence. "A harmful or offensive touching."

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/02/14/1-million-bail-set-for-man-accused-of-groping-arlington-teenager/