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Sat Oct 8, 2016, 05:02 PM Oct 2016

Chriatie in NY to Prep TRump ,stays mum on vulgar video comments

Greetings folks Chris here : }



Two days ago I let you all in about my epiphany experience at the Mets game and my revenge motivated tactics I planed on using on the Donald during the prep sessions staged to get the Donald ready for Sundays event. I even thought about dressing up in a cookie monster costume to taunt the Donald but good ! And he deserves it believe me ! Below is a pic. of me at the Mets game as me epiphany was happening.




And here is recap of my plan.


: } Well you know I had a sudden brain storm at the game -you see I was thinking about the pitcher /batter situation where it is the batter really must keep his eye on the ball in order to make that hit with all the greatness there is to be had.
Well you know I thought about me and the Donald and the upcoming debate ,and do you know it suddenly dawned on me, I am the pitcher and the Donald is the batter -it is I who must prepare the Donald to trump it down on the ball. I even thought a name for the game plan ,I call it dollars to doughnuts- the dollars Trump likes and the doughnuts ha ha, revenge is sweet ! I'll have the Donald in a little room, about like that little closet they stuck me in at my last debate performance prior to my having been knocked out of the race !!!

I'll tell the Donald he must keep his eye on the doughnut through every word I speak during the preparatory secession's.,Oops,I meant sessions : },must be them tea believers. No more oreo cookies ,ha ha, my ass ,doughnuts are king ! This is my opportunity to ram rod in on Trump but good, ,he's mine !
I'll own him in that little room !

But there is a golden lining in it for Trump- I will teach him the art of going off on yer opponent on stage at just the right moment ,saving it all up just for that moment. It's the restraint part I'll have a terrible time with. Actually I have been agonizing over that part in it. But at the game I had the epiphany, all he has to do is keep his eye on the doughnut and keep his mouth shut while I'm doing all the talking ,sit back and absorb ,chew the fat as the saying goes !

Dollars to doughnuts folks -after this Trump is either In Like Flynn or he's down in the dumps Trump. It's all up to me now !

Chris here-over and out ! : } By the way I have a bridge I would love to unload if anybody knows of interested parties looking for a good deal !

: } And one more thing- on the Bruce issue- we can't be friends anymore therefore I have no further use of him ,we stand united on the issue


Here it is Bruc'ee ,a good old fashion springshot for you !



And here
I am en route to Trump tower for the prep. session.



Christie in N.Y. to prep Trump but stays mum on vulgar video comments

: } and here's the article but what I have to tell you is far more titillating ! But first,

While a hail of criticism rains down on Donald Trump for his lewd comments about women that were caught on video, Gov. Chris Christie holed up with the Republican presidential nominee in New York on Saturday to prepare him for a town hall-style debate.
Christie, dressed in a New York Mets hoodie sweatshirt, arrived at Trump Tower in New York on Saturday and refused to answer reporters' questions about the video from 2005 in which Trump is heard making vulgar comments about women.
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Guiliani, who has defended Trump after other missteps by the candidate, was also seen arriving at Trump Tower.
Trump originally was expected to attend an event in Wisconsin on Saturday, but his campaign said late Friday, after the video surfaced, that Trump instead would be with Christie and other Republican leaders preparing for Sunday's town hall
"Governor Mike Pence will be representing me tomorrow in Wisconsin," Trump said in a statement issued by his campaign Friday night. "I will be spending the day in New York in debate prep with RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, Gov. Chris Christie and Sen. Jeff Sessions, and then flying to St. Louis on Sunday for 2nd Presidential Debate."
Hours after the video surfaced, several top Republicans started distancing themselves from the billionaire businessman, some even calling for him to pull out of the presidential campaign.
Phil Murphy, a former U.S. ambassador to Germany who's running for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination in New Jersey, demanded Christie resign as head of Trunp's transition planning chief.
And Kim Guadagno, Christie's lieutenant governor, had harsh words for Trump. 
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/10/christie_arriving_for_presidential_debate_prepmum.html#incart_river_index

: } Chris here now folks ,

You know folks I must admit, I was off on a real revenge motivated high yesterday, in fact I was playing some old Rolling Stones music , and man oh man I was off higher than the Goodyear blimp . Kites are too flimsy folks, the blimp ,the blimp ! Oh yea ,it's down to me, under my thumb ,that slimy dog squirms oh yea.

But suddenly at 3:00 AM I got the call !
It was the Donald and oh wow was he ever down in the dumps Trump . I mean I was in total bliss and horrified at the same time.
The Donald confessed to me he was ashamed of himself for the terrible ways he treated me on the stage ,he said he was totally sorry for those oreo cookie comments and the other times he humiliated me in front of everybody in the world of Trump. But than he told me he really really has serious doubts about Pence and he asked me how can we dump Pence and replace him in the biggest of ways ,really really bigly.

: } Oh wow I said, if you mean really really big than it must be me you have in mind to replace Pence. No problem Donald I said, I'll just punch Pence out ! Than you put the word out that Pence is unfaithful ! Well do you know Donald as it seemed was lifted right out of the dumps by that idea. What about this video thing thing Chris, what are we gonna do about it. No problem Donald I said, we will stage the twinkie defense and than we will blame the whole thing on the terrible stuff and junk they put out there. !

You mean Nabisco ,blame it on them , said Donald ,why not I said ,they will believe anything at this point in it !

Folks I can see a back door entry just for me at the white house. Talk about burning bridges !

By the way folks, if you haven't seen the movie Goldfinger in while, you should watch it again, that golden revolver Goldfinger whiped out in the Fort Knox sceens had me rolling around on the floor in laughter ! And than the part where Goldifnger is sucked out of the little window in the plane as it is on it's way down down down ! That little window ! It had to be Trump !

It's down to me, oh yea !He's under my thumb !






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