Ooops she did it again. Melania Trump appears to have plagarized her statement regarding

disparaging remarks her husband made about a woman during an appearance with Billy Bush of Access Hollywood ten years ago when Melania Trump was 6 months pregnant with their child. The statement Melania Trump released is as follows:

"The words my husband used are unacceptable and offensive to me. This does not represent the man that I know. He has the heart and mind of a leader. I hope people will accept his apology, as I have, and focus on the important issues facing our nation and the world."
Melania Trump

Upon closer examination, it was determined by members of the media that her statement was more in line with one that would have been written by her husband Donald Trump and/or his Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway. Confronted with these facts by a skeptical media, the following conversation transpired:

The Media: "Mrs. Trump, We have our doubts that you wrote that statement".
Mrs. Trump: "Why do you say that?".
The Media: "Because it was written in English and was legible".
Mrs. Trump: "Who said?"
The Media: "The Media".
Mrs. Trump: "Which ones?"
The Media: "All of them".

Upon being pressed for the truth, Mrs. Trump confessed that she wrote out her statement in her native language, Slovenian, and her husband and Ms. Conway translated it into English.

The Media: "So what were your original words?"

Melania Trump: Vagina is expensive. And don't you forget it Shithead. By the way, I just used that Prenup you forced me to sign 11 years ago, as kindling for the fireplace. And you know that bulldog you saw leaving the Penthouse and asked me about? That was my lawyer Lisa Bloom, daughter of Gloria Allred. Oh, and did I tell you Vagina is Expensive, Shithead.