Out here on the Prairie we have chili cookoffs when the weather turns cool

So, I was walking down main street at the chili cookoff today and noticed the county Republican Party had a tent.

They even had a life-size cardboard Trump cutout folks could pose next to as they drank draft beer and ate chili.

As I walked past I said "hey, I don't eat that crap. Republican chili causes you to shit on poor people"

Got some hard looks from the Republicans, and several laughs from the crowd