2016 Postmortem

MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Sun Oct 9, 2016, 03:55 PM Oct 2016

To Donald Trump: Free Advice

You're done. Go back to Trump Tower and lock yourself in. Have necessary things delivered there. Trim your fingernails and save them in a jar. Save your hair clippings in a velvet-lined box. Sanitize your hands multiple times a day. Go into isolation. You are not fit to be part of society. Become a reclusive hermit for the rest of your life. Nobody will notice that you've done so. Bye, now.

This advice is given to you freely. I will send no invoice to you.

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To Donald Trump: Free Advice (Original Post) MineralMan Oct 2016 OP

Oooo. I like the save fingernail clippings in a jar idea. Binkie The Clown Oct 2016 #1

Ah, yes... MineralMan Oct 2016 #5

I have better adcice for him. Rage about how unfair your fellow Pubs are being to you by napi21 Oct 2016 #2

Another plan... MineralMan Oct 2016 #6

Please proceed, Donald. A-Schwarzenegger Oct 2016 #3

Remember, Donald, when you lose bigly... SeattleVet Oct 2016 #4

Yup. MineralMan Oct 2016 #7

Oh no, no, no, no, no... Raster Oct 2016 #8

Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

1. Oooo. I like the save fingernail clippings in a jar idea.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 03:58 PM

Oct 2016

Think of the fortune he could make selling genuine Trump fingernail clippings on eBay.

It may be the only source of income he has left to him a few more years after his empire crumbles into dust.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

5. Ah, yes...

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:52 PM

Oct 2016

napi21

(45,806 posts)

2. I have better adcice for him. Rage about how unfair your fellow Pubs are being to you by

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 03:59 PM

Oct 2016

abandoning you. Brag some more about how ALL WOMEN want you, and go out in a blaze of glory!

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

6. Another plan...

Reply to napi21 (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:53 PM

Oct 2016

A-Schwarzenegger

(15,596 posts)

3. Please proceed, Donald.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 04:01 PM

Oct 2016

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

4. Remember, Donald, when you lose bigly...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:00 PM

Oct 2016

Up the road, not across the street.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

7. Yup.

Reply to SeattleVet (Reply #4)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:54 PM

Oct 2016

Raster

(20,998 posts)

8. Oh no, no, no, no, no...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:55 PM

Oct 2016

...RAGE DONALD, rage loudly, rage publicly!!! Text your little 03:00 am missives until your tiny little fingers hurt. Record endless facebook rage-o-grams! You can do it! You are a STAR! Everyone wants to hear what you have to say!

RAGE DONALD, RAGE!

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