My Shuffle(snuffle?)blues tribute to the Hair Apparent.

1)Donald Trump, why are your hands so small? (2x)
How could you go bankrupt when you can’t reach your wallet at all?

2) Hey Don Drumpf, why do you talk like that?(2x)
Miss Universe looked fine, it's your HEAD that's way too fat.

Refrain 1:
You haven’t paid taxes in a million years
You think if you sniffle any problem disappears
All you’ve got to offer is a Tweetstorm a day
You’d deport Lady Liberty if you found a way.

3)Tronald Dump, why you creep on women so bad?
Did one look down at laugh when you were naked(that's just sad)?
Do you still hate your mama and fear your old dead dad.

4)Tell me Don, where did you get your views?
Why are you cool with folks who hate blacks browns gays and Jews?
And WHICH side would you have fought on in World War II?

(Refrain 2)
What would you do if you got voted in?
Nuke Iraq and Iran to save your orange skin?
Have you even got one single idea?
Or are you just a wig with verbal gonorrrhea?


5)Hey there, Dumpf, why do you hate this world?
Did a Mexican Muslim hold your head in a toilet as it swirled?
That explains your ‘do…your “hair” got stuck the way it twirled.

6)Donald Trump, It's all over for you.
1600 Penn. won’t be your new hotel, it’s true.
Your own dirty mouth laid the bricks on a wall ‘round YOU.