What I think is funny

--well, I think a whole lot of things are funny right now--but what I've been thinking about is the way the Trump apologists keep saying that Trump apologized and therefore deserves our forgiveness blah blah blah and old Mike Pence going on about how his faith teaches him that no one (nobody but Jebus anyway) is perfect blah blah blah and yet are comfortable with their man continuing to go after Bill Clinton's sexual misconduct.

1. Hillary received *pastoral counseling* at the time: real pastoral counseling from a real pastor

2. Hillary worked to keep her family intact, to stay true to her vow to stay married until death them did part, like god wants us to

3. Bill received counseling (don't know if it was pastoral or pagan, but anyway, counseling) to help him stop sinning like that

While, as far as we know

1. Donald didn't even have a fucking pastor till a few months ago (now, of course, he has them coming out his ears)

2. Donald succumbed to lust, breaking his holy matrimonial vows--*holy* vows to god for crying out loud

3. Donald has never sought help for his inability to be faithful to any of his wives.

PS to everybody on TV:

Please stop starting every fucking sentence with "Look"
TIA