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What the electoral map would look like if only cats voted (Original Post) FATNED Oct 2016 OP
Can't agree BlueState Oct 2016 #1
U forgot treats shenmue Oct 2016 #2
Au contraire: The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #3
After this pussy grab atrocity? Never. Agnosticsherbet Oct 2016 #11
easy fix, if the door to the polling station is held open the whole map would be undecided. bench scientist Oct 2016 #4
Ha! vanlassie Oct 2016 #39
I beg to differ! MANative Oct 2016 #5
you have just proven you know nothing about cats Angry Dragon Oct 2016 #6
+1 LiberalLoner Oct 2016 #18
they are MFM008 Oct 2016 #7
Nope. My two pussies HATE being grabbed. MineralMan Oct 2016 #9
I don't know about that, my cats predicted Obama last time... Rochester Oct 2016 #10
These cats say no. Agnosticsherbet Oct 2016 #12
Wasn't Trump's brain transplanted to Bill the Cat's body for a while? JHB Oct 2016 #21
Yes. These are new. Breathed publishes them now on Facebook. Agnosticsherbet Oct 2016 #33
Parody is why I'm alive today. nolabear Oct 2016 #35
K&R NCTraveler Oct 2016 #13
My three Democats hate being grabbed. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #14
What about the ferret vote? TlalocW Oct 2016 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author kestrel91316 Oct 2016 #16
What???! No way! yardwork Oct 2016 #17
Plus I know my kitty is a Democrat because he is kind and loving and always does his best to make LiberalLoner Oct 2016 #19
Yeah, that too. yardwork Oct 2016 #20
Easy to fix LoveMyCali Oct 2016 #22
Not according to Flo jcgoldie Oct 2016 #23
I'll admit... FATNED Oct 2016 #24
A Cat Comments: A-Schwarzenegger Oct 2016 #25
that's amazing! KT2000 Oct 2016 #32
Funny thread and as a cat lover and owner (Little Angel) Iliyah Oct 2016 #26
Cats and Dogs are democrats....the republicans would shut down/defund the shelters Cakes488 Oct 2016 #27
Imagine a kitty litter box full of "deplorables". oasis Oct 2016 #28
My cats, both male and female, will hiss and bite HockeyMom Oct 2016 #29
Tsk, Tsk, how soon you forget. Did a dog run from Trump? No. But a Cat: Moonwalk Oct 2016 #30
And Tsk, Tsk, TSK, how soon you forget...who had the first cat EVER in the WH? Moonwalk Oct 2016 #31
The first cat in the White House belonged to Abe Lincoln! The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #34
Well! I take that "first cat ever" back! I had no idea how popular kitties were in the White House.. Moonwalk Oct 2016 #37
I remember the Carter cat - a Siamese. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #38
Cats have different personalities too. Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2016 #36
A good many cats behave badly simply because their owners... Moonwalk Oct 2016 #40
That could be. Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2016 #41
I would have judged there to be two problems with hippy owners' cat... Moonwalk Oct 2016 #42
That poor cat getting dressed up! Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2016 #43

BlueState

(642 posts)
1. Can't agree
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:15 PM
Oct 2016

Not about the assholes and not about the result. That would be a sea of blue.

Cats really don't like being grabbed

My cat was a big supporter of Bernie who came around and is all with Her!

MineralMan

(146,324 posts)
9. Nope. My two pussies HATE being grabbed.
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:26 PM
Oct 2016

They'd let Drumpf know right away about that if that pussy-grabber grabbed them. He'd draw back a mangled, bloody hand. Handburger, in fact.

I know few pussycats who will tolerate being grabbed. If you want to pick them up, you have to move slowly and with their consent. Grabbing pussy is right out with them.

Rochester

(838 posts)
10. I don't know about that, my cats predicted Obama last time...
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:27 PM
Oct 2016

...they'll be making their prediction for this time later this month.

(2012 prediction video)

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)
14. My three Democats hate being grabbed.
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:30 PM
Oct 2016

You might as well stick your hand in a Cuisinart. Do not grab the pussy.

TlalocW

(15,388 posts)
15. What about the ferret vote?
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:31 PM
Oct 2016

If you can keep their attention for more than 10 seconds, I'd be interested in their opinions.

TlalocW

Response to FATNED (Original post)

yardwork

(61,690 posts)
17. What???! No way!
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:31 PM
Oct 2016

Cats are Democrats. They favor a welfare state that assures food and warm, safe sleeping spaces. They believe in state-sponsored family leave so that more people are around during the day to feed them. Cats are in favor of flexible work hours and telecommuting - more opportunities to lie on warm keyboards.

Cats are nanny state all the way.

LiberalLoner

(9,762 posts)
19. Plus I know my kitty is a Democrat because he is kind and loving and always does his best to make
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:35 PM
Oct 2016

The world a better place, everywhere he goes.

LoveMyCali

(2,015 posts)
22. Easy to fix
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 03:43 PM
Oct 2016

Just tell them to vote Republican. You know cats always do the opposite of what you want them to do.

FATNED

(113 posts)
24. I'll admit...
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 04:12 PM
Oct 2016

My cat is a big, dumb sweetheart with only occasional jerk impulses. But I also know his overriding impulse is to watch the world burn.

KT2000

(20,585 posts)
32. that's amazing!
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 05:35 PM
Oct 2016

have seen videos of other cats running pout of the room when he is on TV. Cats know a lot more than humans and they are angels on earth - in their own way. Sometimes it takes claws.

Iliyah

(25,111 posts)
26. Funny thread and as a cat lover and owner (Little Angel)
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 04:26 PM
Oct 2016

it is correct that cats do not like to be grabbed.

 

HockeyMom

(14,337 posts)
29. My cats, both male and female, will hiss and bite
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 04:41 PM
Oct 2016

humans who they see as a threat to them. Definitely not all strangers. Some strangers they will jump in their laps. We may not be able to understand why, but I will leave that up to them. I myself have DOGS run up to me from across streets barking, wagging their tails, and sitting up. I will pet them. The Cat Lady has no idea why. They can sense human animal lovers whatever species they might prefer?

Moonwalk

(2,322 posts)
31. And Tsk, Tsk, TSK, how soon you forget...who had the first cat EVER in the WH?
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 05:23 PM
Oct 2016


Overwhelming evidence, I think, that your map is a Trump-worthy lie! Fact-checking proves it. Cats run from Trump. And run towards Clintons. They have excellent instincts. Especially, given the examples, black and white kitties. Maybe because they know that opposite colors are stronger together?

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)
34. The first cat in the White House belonged to Abe Lincoln!
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:24 PM
Oct 2016
http://user.xmission.com/~emailbox/white_house_cats.htm

Cats also lived in the White House during the administrations of Hayes, Theodore Roosevelt, Coolidge, Wilson, JFK, Ford, Carter, and G.W. Bush.

Moonwalk

(2,322 posts)
37. Well! I take that "first cat ever" back! I had no idea how popular kitties were in the White House..
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 11:20 PM
Oct 2016

...Thank you for the education. But I'll still argue that Socks was the most famous I can't recall ever seeing a picture of Ford's, Carter's or Bush's cat. But Socks....



Now there was a White House cat.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,855 posts)
36. Cats have different personalities too.
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:47 PM
Oct 2016

Most of them are pretty lovable.

I've encountered a few that seemed like major a-holes, though, and I don't believe they behaved that way because of how their owners treated them.

Moonwalk

(2,322 posts)
40. A good many cats behave badly simply because their owners...
Sat Oct 15, 2016, 02:03 PM
Oct 2016

...don't understand the problem. The owners don't treat them badly, but the cat hasn't enough areas of its own, or scratching posts or isn't being played with, and the owners just don't realize this. There was a great show called "my cat from hell" where a "cat whisperer" came to help owners with their horrible kitties. Time and again the fix was pretty easy. Give the cats a place by a window, or play with them for fifteen minutes each morning, and suddenly the cat is right as rain.

In one instance, the poor cat was half-blind, but the owners didn't realize this. All they knew was it kept lashing out at them. It was afraid, not mean. When the owners learned this, and got into the habit of speaking when approaching the cat, so as not to surprise it, the cat became super loving and friendly. Cats are less a-hole-ish if you understand what they need and give them that.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,855 posts)
41. That could be.
Sat Oct 15, 2016, 02:20 PM
Oct 2016

I had a friend who was "hippy-like" in his laid back attitude, at least personality-wise. His wife was the same way. Their cat would periodically claw their legs out of the blue. I visited them and the cat certainly wasn't very "sociable," to say the least. They seemed to care for it well, but maybe there was indeed some kind of health problem they didn't know about (beyond mental). I think they said it was a stray kitten they took in many years before.

He also told me the cat would crap outside of the litter box, despite the litter box being clean. He at least didn't act all that upset about it (since the litter box was on linoleum anyway).

I guess it was a good thing that they owned that cat because I don't think I could tolerate that behavior very long. I'd try to give it away to someone more tolerant.

I know there's some genetic aspects to animal personality, so I sometimes wonder if some animals (and people) are born with some bad dispositions.

Interesting video (about foxes in Russia):

Moonwalk

(2,322 posts)
42. I would have judged there to be two problems with hippy owners' cat...
Sat Oct 15, 2016, 03:39 PM
Oct 2016

...problem the first, the clawing, could have been from either (or any) of these: (1) not enough scratching posts (people think cats need only one, but really they need at least two, in two different areas); and also the right type. I have one cat that only scratches upward--table-leg scratching post works best for her. The other likes flat types, standing on it and scratching that way. (2) they weren't playing with the cat enough; (3) the cat might have benefited from a second, companion cat. Owners need to remember that cats think owners are "cats" and expect cat reactions from them. So quick-claw attacks like that are often: "Ha! I've attacked! Chase me!" Which the other cat would do--thus satisfying the cat's need for that kind of play.

Problem the second (litter box)...that could have been the litter used or it might have been an actual physical problem. Or it might have been related to the above problem. Bored cats can show their annoyance in such ways. One of the "Cats from Hell" episodes had a cat whose owner kept dressing it up in costumes, much to its evident annoyance. The cat didn't claw or hiss at the owner, it endured being dressed up. But it kept crapping outside the box. Once the owner stopped forcing kitty to wear costumes, kitty used the litter box In that instance, I gotta tell you, I was all on the side of the cat.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,855 posts)
43. That poor cat getting dressed up!
Sat Oct 15, 2016, 03:47 PM
Oct 2016

I haven't seen many cats that would like that!

My friend showed me a block of wood that the cat had severely scratched (and gnawed) over the years. I think he said they'd bought it a scratching post in the past, but it kept using that wood after it got started. I didn't think of it then, but I hope that cat didn't ingest any splinters!

There might have indeed been some scratching post issues too.

I don't really know enough details about their cat. He was a co-worker and we drifted apart after we worked at different places.

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