Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My teenage daughter "Jessica" tells me her gym teacher makes it a habit of walking through the girls locker room while the girls are partially or totally undressed. She tells me he has done this for many years and even brags about it. I think he should be fired but many people here think he should be promoted to school principal! I don't think that's right. What do you think? - Troubled in Texas


Dear Troubled in Texas,

So "many people" want to put a sex pervert with an unhealthy interest in underage girls in charge of an entire school? I don't think so. I've been doing this column for many years and can recognize a joke letter when I see one. But nice try.