2016 Postmortem

MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:26 AM Oct 2016

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Special Seating Planned for Donald Trump at Al Smith Dinner

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Special Seating Planned for Donald Trump at Al Smith Dinner (Original Post) MineralMan Oct 2016 OP

LMAO! That's appropriate. Hope the child doesn't whine all through dinner. nm AmericanActivist Oct 2016 #1

Good luck with that. MineralMan Oct 2016 #4

Or, perhaps this executive model: MineralMan Oct 2016 #2

K&R CajunBlazer Oct 2016 #3

Haha treestar Oct 2016 #5

Thank you kindly... MineralMan Oct 2016 #6

Don't the candidates normally model self deprecation at this event? jcgoldie Oct 2016 #7

I think Trump will self-defecate in his diaper, instead. MineralMan Oct 2016 #8

he's REALLY good at the self-defecation part. blm Oct 2016 #22

Needs gold Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2016 #9

That's his home version at the Penthouse. MineralMan Oct 2016 #10

Perfect! Hope they include the pacifier! MANative Oct 2016 #11

Well, he always has his tiny thumb with him, so... MineralMan Oct 2016 #12

LOL MANative Oct 2016 #13

But the thumb isn't big enough--- lastlib Oct 2016 #15

He certainly can't fit his ass in any of those. forgotmylogin Oct 2016 #14

I am thinking this...... yellowcanine Oct 2016 #16

Notice that it's NOT a urinal. . . DinahMoeHum Oct 2016 #20

Hey now, that's /my/ schtick you're steppin' on there! VulgarPoet Oct 2016 #24

Saw it coming a mile away, still clicked, still Rec'd. BobbyDrake Oct 2016 #17

Make sure he's buckled-in! TonyPDX Oct 2016 #18

Yup. Absolutely. MineralMan Oct 2016 #19

bwahahahaha DemonGoddess Oct 2016 #21

I was thinking of Ol Sparky Ishoutandscream2 Oct 2016 #23

That's too far to take it, I believe. MineralMan Oct 2016 #25

He'll whine unless it is gold. Coyotl Oct 2016 #26

Well done man....well done! Cakes488 Oct 2016 #27

This will be his seat at the December RNC meeting jmowreader Oct 2016 #28

hahaha... Blue_Roses Oct 2016 #29

AmericanActivist

(1,019 posts)

1. LMAO! That's appropriate. Hope the child doesn't whine all through dinner. nm

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:30 AM

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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

4. Good luck with that.

Reply to AmericanActivist (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:50 AM

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That kid's a born whiner. Just ask Obama.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. Or, perhaps this executive model:

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:30 AM

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CajunBlazer

(5,648 posts)

3. K&R

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:31 AM

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treestar

(82,383 posts)

5. Haha

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:50 AM

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Amusing!

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

6. Thank you kindly...

Reply to treestar (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:51 AM

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jcgoldie

(11,631 posts)

7. Don't the candidates normally model self deprecation at this event?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:52 AM

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It could get ugly, I don't think Trump has that skill.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

8. I think Trump will self-defecate in his diaper, instead.

Reply to jcgoldie (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:53 AM

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He doesn't do self-deprecation.

blm

(113,069 posts)

22. he's REALLY good at the self-defecation part.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:41 PM

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Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

9. Needs gold

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:57 AM

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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

10. That's his home version at the Penthouse.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:58 AM

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When you go to a banquet, you sit in what the venue provides.

MANative

(4,112 posts)

11. Perfect! Hope they include the pacifier!

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:16 AM

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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

12. Well, he always has his tiny thumb with him, so...

Reply to MANative (Reply #11)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:18 AM

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He gets a special main course, too: Cheerios on the tray.

MANative

(4,112 posts)

13. LOL

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:21 AM

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I can see those tiny fingers picking up the itty bitty circles now!

lastlib

(23,251 posts)

15. But the thumb isn't big enough---

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:28 AM

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ya gotta remember what size his mouth is, esp compared to his *tiny* hands.......

forgotmylogin

(7,530 posts)

14. He certainly can't fit his ass in any of those.

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:23 AM

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Do they make a "double-wide" booster seat?

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

16. I am thinking this......

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:00 PM

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https://www.searchlock.com/mirror/p?e=1&h=lAlAOH1IqdoEcn+/yAAAYYw3SVGr7jewmeQaAdrs+cC9zEHDB0hoYoj5lrKpiGzEMY5BnQOZK+RU9z4w+12pRVohEz0R4dVpiOdYAlOmCIdnAN4vWGH+IbB7qxp+rrXS&u=

DinahMoeHum

(21,795 posts)

20. Notice that it's NOT a urinal. . .

Reply to yellowcanine (Reply #16)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:29 PM

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Because:
In the first debate, Hillary walked off with one of TrumpleThinSkin's nuts.
In the second debate, she walked off with the other nut.
In the final debate, she walked off with the dick.

All items fitted neatly in her pantsuit pocket.

VulgarPoet

(2,872 posts)

24. Hey now, that's /my/ schtick you're steppin' on there!

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 01:42 PM

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BobbyDrake

(2,542 posts)

17. Saw it coming a mile away, still clicked, still Rec'd.

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:06 PM

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TonyPDX

(962 posts)

18. Make sure he's buckled-in!

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:11 PM

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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

19. Yup. Absolutely.

Reply to TonyPDX (Reply #18)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:18 PM

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DemonGoddess

(4,640 posts)

21. bwahahahaha

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 12:30 PM

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Ishoutandscream2

(6,662 posts)

23. I was thinking of Ol Sparky

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 01:29 PM

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But I'm twisted that way.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

25. That's too far to take it, I believe.

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 03:02 PM

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Coyotl

(15,262 posts)

26. He'll whine unless it is gold.

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 07:53 PM

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Cakes488

(874 posts)

27. Well done man....well done!

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 07:54 PM

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jmowreader

(50,560 posts)

28. This will be his seat at the December RNC meeting

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:02 PM

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Blue_Roses

(12,894 posts)

29. hahaha...

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Thu Oct 20, 2016, 11:07 PM

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