and no action. I don't believe they will get off their lazy asses to do anything that takes any real effort.

Regardless, bumping for the morning crew.

powerless in swing or democratic precincts may resort to this type of fender bending obstruction or sit ins at
voting booths since they have nothing to lose

want, and more wasted time and gas to them. What a bunch of silly jerks.

Perhaps election officials will do them a favor and contact them and warn them not to commit any crimes, just in case one isn't completely blowing hot air.

Let them deal with those trying to obstruct our elections.

Someone?

I sent it. If a lot of people do this odds are authorities will pay attention.

State and federal agencies? If there are any group to worry about, they're certainly not communicating where we could pick it up.

Do not the above comments constitute conspiracy to both assault and election fraud, which seem likely to carry felony penalties. The above comments alone would seem to constitute sufficient proof for an indictment.

taken from this buffoonery, of course.

doing what the Brown Shirts historically did. More of the usual hypocracy.

I suspect most of this talk is by keyboard warriors who will do absolutely nothing except sit at their keyboards and spew this nonsense. Of course, the problem is that one of them . . . or someone inspired by them . . . will do something destructive.

About the idea of buses going from polling place to polling place.

My mother (1924 - 2007) was a life-long Republican . . . one of those old-fashioned Republicans who had not a mean bone in her body. She organized bus and van transportation for people who could not or did not want to drive to the polls. Her plan was: come to XXX church, have a cup of coffee and a piece of cake; bus/van leaves at 8, 10,12, 2, 4, 6. The bus/van would stop at several polling places BECAUSE PEOPLE CAME TO THE CHURCH FROM DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOODS. That is . . . there might be 20 people on the bus/van; some of them voted here, some voted there, some voted somewhere else. The bus/van would stop at a polling place, a few people would vote there because that was their assigned polling place; they would get back on the bus; bus go to next polling place; people who voted there would get off and vote . . . etc, etc, etc.

Too bad the freepers are too goddam stupid to understand this concept.

to prevent the bus from leaving the scene

That is very easy to do and hard to prove criminal intent Until the polls close of course

I don't put anything past the Trumpen Proletariat

planning criminal activity

Hopefully they will waste their time on their fool's errand

By all means, let these bumpkins keep a watch out for buses dropping immigrants off at precincts to vote. WHICH IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

If legions of Trump supporters park themselves at state lines, ready to take on these mythical buses of fraudulent voters, they're going to die of boredom.

If they're hanging out in parking lots waiting for a bus to roll in, they're going to need dozens of cups of coffee and donuts to stay awake.

They're making plans for a non-existent situation, which will keep them distracted so they can't bother real voters quietly going about the business of voting.

A fake fender bender and a 911 call holds them at the scene until the police arrive unless there is no damage

I am not quite so sanguine concerning what these creeps will do

Remember the Brooks brothers riot in Florida during Bush Gore? A bunch of Republican congressional staffer physically closed down vote counting

I once had a fender bender in a parking lot when someone backed into me and the police told me that parking lot accidents, unless someone is hurt, is out of their territory, and to just exchange insurance info and go on.

Besides, won't that raise the insurance rates of the Freepers?

A very important point. These people are far too stupid to understand.

we need to be sending the info tho them so they are prepared.

Now, churches use buses to bring voters, but if anyone tails one they'll just get to see mostly older to elderly people getting off back at the church.

claiming someone may be have neck trauma just to stop the bus from moving and delay voting

That is exactly how they are talking on that thread

far more of a letdown than opportunity for those-who-can-always-be-fooled hoping to expose some vast conspiracy. Respectable older people in their church clothes are not exactly sinister.

And, these voters are in groups. I doubt that the vast majority of these gasbags would even get out of the house, but observations from social scientists are that social conservatives love to attack in packs--but not other packs: individuals. The situation would be reversed in this case.

And, anyway, it would be a strange minister who didn't have an eye out for trouble this year anyway. Aware pros versus idiots. I once worked in commercial insurance for churches, speaking with church officials and employees all day, and I'm really not worried about these particular voters.

Btw, I also once worked as a volunteer in the Los Angeles PD's Central Communications Department (911). I was very impressed with their ability to pick up on callers trying to use them to cause trouble for others. When I was new a couple of catches struck me as almost psychic, but of course they weren't. Not all PDs have the LAPD's experience, of course, but still, these guys would be far more likely to get a stern warning, or perhaps even a unit dispatched--to check them out, than the response they imagined they'd get.

"Remember the Battle of the Port-o-lets!!!!"

Planning criminal activity online where everyone can read it?

Also, I can't believe these tinfoil hats are so looneytunes that they really believe they're going to catch Dems doing this:

Don't you know the rules of the secret Dem voter handshake? Well, the first rule of the secret Dem voter handshake is you do not talk about the secret Dem voter handshake. And the second rule of the secret Dem voter handshake is You Do Not Talk about the secret Dem voter handshake.

this past them

Conspiracy to commit criminal acts. The Justice Department will look for them.

they wouldn't have fantasies of chasing out of state busses. I can only hope they will be so busy looking for fraud on election day that they neglect to vote in their own precinct. Idiots.

Most of them won't even vote, too much exposure to bright light.

that these buses filled with serial voters actually vote the whole
weekend - Saturday, Sunday, and Monday - immediately prior to
Election Day so they can vote in several states. They have back door
keys to the polling places, their own itinerant locksmiths on each bus,
and tip local cooperating operatives in envelopes stuffed with $100 bills,
and can thus often be spotted at national banking branches along the
route as they replenish their cash hoards. In addition, there are often
doughnut stops and runs on Krispy's at supermarkets. Look for the guys
buying dozens and dozens of boxes, sometimes two shopping carts, one
being pushed ahead, and one pulled from behind.

When the real voting starts on Election Day, these guys are long gone.
The votes are already banked, the buses on the way back to base, and
the traveling citizen voters are already shredding their documents, never
to be seen again.

Where is James O'Keefe? Someone should call him with this important
information and spoil the voting cavalcades.

Can't talk any longer... we just arrived at another stop and I have to get out the list of deceased voters that I represent. Busy busy busy.

In Ohio--and I suspect in other states as well--you can go into the wrong precinct and demand to vote, but you will be forced to vote provisionally. On paper. You will be told that your vote may not count since it isn't your polling place. You will be limited to how long you can stay in a voting booth (5-10 minutes max). If your intention is to disrupt, you will be asked to leave and we will call the cops.

Not that these virtual warriors have the moxie to even try to leave the basement and do anything, much less ruin their momma's cars to hit a bus. But do go waste your time following church buses.

Anyone who's ever voted knows it doesn't work that way. They also have no idea how poll worker certification works, either.

They live in a delusional world but they can be dangerous. We cannot allow any nonsense, stalling, intimidation, none of that at polling places.

like shape shifting aliens always. They have been smiling in our faces at work, in stores everywhere. A lot of them are out there and I am glad their fuhrer brought them into the sunlight. By Nov. 9, they will be pushed back across their line of establishesd generations old hate and bigotry and then it will become, again, who crosses the line first dare. I am so glad they want to act out. Easier to put them in their place.

Simple enough

On the other hand, it is evidence of election fraud Trump was talking about.

just for this reason. They won't be there every day.

These people would not be caught dead in the sections of cities they are talking about monitoring. They objectify people of color as dangerous and different.

And they naively think their color gives them the privilege to question the right to vote of minorities. I would love to see them try!

videoing everyone in line, using a phone just going up and down the line. I can just see him sitting by his computer late nights reviewing all the videos looking for someone in line more then once.

Everybody have your phones ready when you go vote.

The only exception is for the press to take generic shots that don't really identify anyone.

Online no less...DUHHHHH!

Mouth breathing, knuckle dragging idiots!

These people are completely delusional. Where do they get this stuff? I can't stomach right-wing websites, so I'm probably not up to speed on the latest conspiracy theories, but I'm sure they have misinterpreted something like people being driven to polls. I imagine that buses or vans stop at several polling places, since people need rides to different polling locations. Is that where they get this ridiculous idea? Or is it that black people are doing this, and they can't tell the black people apart, so they think they are voting multiple times?

I just can't wrap my head around these ridiculous conspiracy theories. Then again, I live in the real world!

Need a good laugh now and then.

Wonder how many "poll watchers" will be arrested on Nov 28th?

Puerile threats.

Let their insane hatred consume themselves.

name for the new party which will have to be forged in the wake of a Trump-Pence defeat:

Nixon's Ratfuckers

The nomenclature, in form at least, follows others with similar structure:

McHale's Navy
Colonel Rooper's Troopers
Sophie's Choice

And you're right. Nixon's shadow is long cast upon our current travail.

We just want the FREEDUMB to vote, but no one else deserves it.
FREEDUMB!
We don't want the gooberment to interfere in our lives, but we want the FREEDUMB to interfere in other people's live's
FREEDUMB!
We don't want the gooberment to track us, but we want the FREEDUMB to track others.
FREEDUMB!


Idiots!!

And could result in both big fines and prison time. These folks live in a dark fantasy world filled with insane villains and grandiose fantasies.

the democratic voting process.

Some years ago a young man stood in Tiananmen Square before tanks to protest the repression of the democratic impulse.

The line between these two thoughts and actions, IMO, shows us exactly what the Republican Party has become and where it is headed.

creating a safe space to discuss committing felonies??

Rimjob is swimming in dangerous waters maybe.

I guess they figure most Dems will crawl into a corner, NOT. We will be out in force to vote, it is the democracy way, ummmm, what makes the United States of America GREAT!

Many of them will not even vote. That would mean venturing out of the places they live and interacting with others in reality. They are ineffectual and impotent people. They will cower where they are and write on their insular forum.

You won't see them at your polling place.

waiting for their buddies or maybe Trumpenfuhrer to bail them out for their noble deeds.
They will wait a long, long time.

they won't get off their couches.

They - the ones who aren't trolls and I'm convinced half of them are - are afraid of the big, scary world. The idea of them heading off to urban polling stations to cause havoc is laughable.

Not to say some crazies won't cause trouble. But Freepers are too old, fat and frightened to do anything but wail and whine online.

I can't find the thread you are quoting, and I wanted to actually send an alert on the FBI tip page, in case any of these idiots actually do pull any of these stunts.

I know we do not normally include FR links on DU, but this would be for a good cause.

on DU.

if something does happen at the polling booths or with the church buses, the FR conspiracy talk will be on record.

God, these people are sick.

and also the fender bender recommendation

Both set out intent and specific details of execution

So yes, culpable and actionable conspiracy

clowns will spend election day driving all over, searching for those busses that are crossing state lines with illegal voters.

If Mom cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you for at no charge.

if they step out of line even a little bit.

Then getting instructions on how to cheat.

I use to run elections and these clowns have no idea how a elections are run.

Because they can afford to do that? They dont think there will be surveillance cameras and police presence?

What a bunch of keyboard gassbags. The stupid is just too strong here....

Troll

He has been a Freeper since 2000 so they can't use their typical LW troll excuse

Just further and further down the rabbit hole they go...

Scary, really.

They would have been dx'd as having classical paranoid delusions of persecution and elaborate conspiracies that exist only in their tortured minds. Trump, too, would have been taken for a "long rest" and put on heavy meds to re-think his antisocial narcissism and overtly paranoiac ideation.

So yeah, I'd like to have my country back, as well, rather than have it populated by the hate-filled, enraged, combative, deeply disturbed numbers that comprise the alt-right.