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Zorro

(15,749 posts)
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 10:54 PM Jan 2013

G.O.P. Freshmen Saddened by Failure to Shut Down Government on First Day

Just hours after being sworn in at the U.S. Capitol, the freshman class of House Republicans said that they were disappointed that they failed to shut down the government on their first day in office.

“We were all like, ‘O.K., we’re sworn in, let’s shut this thing down,’” said freshman Rep. Byron Ernie (R-Kentucky). “We were all pretty bummed that the government just kept running.”

Rep. Ernie acknowledged that it might have been “overly optimistic” of the freshman Republicans to expect to engineer a government shutdown on their very first day, “but bringing the government to a random standstill was the whole reason we became Republicans,” he said.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) chuckled good-naturedly at the ambitions of the high-spirited G.O.P. freshmen, telling reporters, “I remember what it was like to be young and full of big ideas about crippling our historic institutions for no discernible reason whatsoever. There’s nothing like your first time.”


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/gop-freshmen-saddened-by-failure-to-shut-down-government-on-first-day.html

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G.O.P. Freshmen Saddened by Failure to Shut Down Government on First Day (Original Post) Zorro Jan 2013 OP
Shit, I thought this was The Onion at first. Aristus Jan 2013 #1
I thought this was from The Onion as well. TxDemChem Jan 2013 #2
Welcome to DU! Agschmid Jan 2013 #7
Thanks TxDemChem Jan 2013 #22
Facts don't help stupid even when you show it in black and white on paper. They'll say your southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #28
You're right TxDemChem Jan 2013 #29
I think so. There was a time in TX when you had reasonable people. But until the red is southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #30
I am so hoping Tx turns blue soon TxDemChem Jan 2013 #31
Yep, funny how they turn blue when they need help. That is how it works. southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #32
I wonder. ChazInAz Jan 2013 #24
Is Borowitz writing for NYTimes now? nt morningglory Jan 2013 #27
It is actually sarcasm mindwalker_i Jan 2013 #3
I lost my ability Danascot Jan 2013 #15
Borrowitz quakerboy Jan 2013 #13
geez, I know they are stupid, but is it necessary to demonstrate it quite so dramatically? niyad Jan 2013 #4
Goes to the heart, anyway. freshwest Jan 2013 #12
Aw, Poor babies! They couldn't destroy our country the first day. So sad. Kablooie Jan 2013 #5
He can forfeit his salary and pretend it shut down. NV Whino Jan 2013 #6
What.a.psychopath. Baitball Blogger Jan 2013 #8
Whew. The "quote" from Cantor is the giveaway -- it's satire. Hekate Jan 2013 #9
Of course, the sad thing is Proud Liberal Dem Jan 2013 #10
It's The Borowitz Report The Wizard Jan 2013 #11
Wow, we can really put some winners in Washington. denvine Jan 2013 #14
The Borowitz Report is SATIRE Tx4obama Jan 2013 #21
For the folks that do not know - The Borowitz Report is SATIRE. Tx4obama Jan 2013 #16
Is this really serious? wrenken Jan 2013 #17
The Borowitz Report is SATIRE Tx4obama Jan 2013 #20
You can repeat it 50 times and some DUers are still not going to get it. onenote Jan 2013 #25
Read what I said wrenken Jan 2013 #34
Maybe some People have never read that. wrenken Jan 2013 #35
Awesomesauce chuckrocks Jan 2013 #18
Are these nuts any less terrorists than Muslims with explosives in their underwear? Bozita Jan 2013 #19
After reading the first sentence I scrolled down to see the link lunatica Jan 2013 #23
LOL liberal N proud Jan 2013 #26
A typical Larry66 Jan 2013 #33

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
22. Thanks
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 07:11 AM
Jan 2013

I've been visiting DU for quite a while and I really enjoy this site. I work with a lot of RWNs (Tx you know) and I like having facts to dispute their stupid talking points.

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
28. Facts don't help stupid even when you show it in black and white on paper. They'll say your
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 02:10 PM
Jan 2013

lying. Remember the polls and fox news telling everyone Obama was going to lose big. See how that went. I found you just can't reason with stupid.

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
30. I think so. There was a time in TX when you had reasonable people. But until the red is
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 04:05 PM
Jan 2013

moved to the sidelines then things turn blue your lovely state might have a chance.

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
31. I am so hoping Tx turns blue soon
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 11:32 PM
Jan 2013

Although I have noticed my rethug coworkers have toned down their rhetoric a bit. The two worst have very sick husbands who no longer work, but still need health insurance. Both are cancer survivors (one is a triple cancer survivor) and they've recently stopped complaining about the ACA.

mindwalker_i

(4,407 posts)
3. It is actually sarcasm
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 11:20 PM
Jan 2013

At the bottom, the column is humor, but I really had to look for it. The article was too close to being totally credible.

niyad

(113,547 posts)
4. geez, I know they are stupid, but is it necessary to demonstrate it quite so dramatically?
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 11:20 PM
Jan 2013

"we became rethugs to shut down government"? and then, assholes, you STILL expect to get paid your unearned salaries and perks, yes? because THAT, after all, living off the govt teat, is why you REALLLLY became ignorant, hate-filled, reichwing thugs.

okay, I get that it was humour, but, sadly, that is probably exactly the mindset of some of those chowder brains who got elected. it is sad that it is hard to tell an Onion or other article from the actual commentary anymore.

Kablooie

(18,641 posts)
5. Aw, Poor babies! They couldn't destroy our country the first day. So sad.
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 11:21 PM
Jan 2013

But don't worry.
They've got 2 years to bring the United States to it's knees.

I can just image the joy when the value of everyone's savings value drops through the floor and people start dying of starvation in the street.
What more could an elected representative of the people want!

Proud Liberal Dem

(24,437 posts)
10. Of course, the sad thing is
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 12:06 AM
Jan 2013

that most of the Republicans whom are SERIOUSLY advocating for the government to stop functioning are really talking about putting themselves out of a job. I mean, who do they think "GOVERNMENT" is?


I'm serious. If they manage to shutdown the government, I want everybody whom caused it to happen to be stripped of their paychecks and benefits for as long as it's shut down and they won't be allowed to get it back later. In the real world, if you don't do your job and your business goes under, you're SOL. And we the people need to stop giving them the keys to the car that they keep purposely driving into a ditch. These a**holes need to get a serious dose of reality and I really do hope they get it.........soon.

denvine

(802 posts)
14. Wow, we can really put some winners in Washington.
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 12:41 AM
Jan 2013

I live in Kentucky, and it is pretty discouraging to have to put up with this guy and my Rep, who's first bill was to repeal the law making schools a no gun zone. Way to go KY.

Larry66

(32 posts)
33. A typical
Thu Jan 10, 2013, 11:50 AM
Jan 2013

Typical behavior from the tea-publican party. Complain that govt. doesn't work and that govt. is the problem and then do their best to make sure that they are right. What a bunch of freaking A-holes, I can't believe we have a group of people in this country so brain washed by Faux news they can't figure this out.

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