2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumG.O.P. Freshmen Saddened by Failure to Shut Down Government on First Day
Just hours after being sworn in at the U.S. Capitol, the freshman class of House Republicans said that they were disappointed that they failed to shut down the government on their first day in office.
We were all like, O.K., were sworn in, lets shut this thing down, said freshman Rep. Byron Ernie (R-Kentucky). We were all pretty bummed that the government just kept running.
Rep. Ernie acknowledged that it might have been overly optimistic of the freshman Republicans to expect to engineer a government shutdown on their very first day, but bringing the government to a random standstill was the whole reason we became Republicans, he said.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) chuckled good-naturedly at the ambitions of the high-spirited G.O.P. freshmen, telling reporters, I remember what it was like to be young and full of big ideas about crippling our historic institutions for no discernible reason whatsoever. Theres nothing like your first time.
Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/gop-freshmen-saddened-by-failure-to-shut-down-government-on-first-day.html
Aristus
(66,452 posts)What a smelly truckload of diseased dickbags...
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)The New Yorker has been on a roll lately.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)I've been visiting DU for quite a while and I really enjoy this site. I work with a lot of RWNs (Tx you know) and I like having facts to dispute their stupid talking points.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)lying. Remember the polls and fox news telling everyone Obama was going to lose big. See how that went. I found you just can't reason with stupid.
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)Pointless exercise.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)moved to the sidelines then things turn blue your lovely state might have a chance.
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)Although I have noticed my rethug coworkers have toned down their rhetoric a bit. The two worst have very sick husbands who no longer work, but still need health insurance. Both are cancer survivors (one is a triple cancer survivor) and they've recently stopped complaining about the ACA.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)ChazInAz
(2,572 posts)Has the New Yorker stolen some writers from the Onion?
morningglory
(2,336 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)At the bottom, the column is humor, but I really had to look for it. The article was too close to being totally credible.
Danascot
(4,694 posts)to detect sarcasm during the Bush era.
quakerboy
(13,920 posts)Same thing.
niyad
(113,547 posts)"we became rethugs to shut down government"? and then, assholes, you STILL expect to get paid your unearned salaries and perks, yes? because THAT, after all, living off the govt teat, is why you REALLLLY became ignorant, hate-filled, reichwing thugs.
okay, I get that it was humour, but, sadly, that is probably exactly the mindset of some of those chowder brains who got elected. it is sad that it is hard to tell an Onion or other article from the actual commentary anymore.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Kablooie
(18,641 posts)But don't worry.
They've got 2 years to bring the United States to it's knees.
I can just image the joy when the value of everyone's savings value drops through the floor and people start dying of starvation in the street.
What more could an elected representative of the people want!
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,757 posts)Hekate
(90,787 posts)You had me going there for awhile.
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,437 posts)that most of the Republicans whom are SERIOUSLY advocating for the government to stop functioning are really talking about putting themselves out of a job. I mean, who do they think "GOVERNMENT" is?
I'm serious. If they manage to shutdown the government, I want everybody whom caused it to happen to be stripped of their paychecks and benefits for as long as it's shut down and they won't be allowed to get it back later. In the real world, if you don't do your job and your business goes under, you're SOL. And we the people need to stop giving them the keys to the car that they keep purposely driving into a ditch. These a**holes need to get a serious dose of reality and I really do hope they get it.........soon.
The Wizard
(12,547 posts)satire alert
denvine
(802 posts)I live in Kentucky, and it is pretty discouraging to have to put up with this guy and my Rep, who's first bill was to repeal the law making schools a no gun zone. Way to go KY.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)wrenken
(44 posts)Who needs the Onion when you have Republicans.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)onenote
(42,758 posts)wrenken
(44 posts)You don't get it. Learn how to read.
wrenken
(44 posts)I guess you are better than me. Good for you.
chuckrocks
(290 posts).
Bozita
(26,955 posts)Just askin' .
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Borowitz! Yes! I love that man!
liberal N proud
(60,344 posts)Typical behavior from the tea-publican party. Complain that govt. doesn't work and that govt. is the problem and then do their best to make sure that they are right. What a bunch of freaking A-holes, I can't believe we have a group of people in this country so brain washed by Faux news they can't figure this out.