Glenn-
Go home & look in your medicine cabinet. If you find pills that look like any of the following in a bottle that says Risperdal on it, take 2 immediately.

And while they are not labeled or described as "progressive," they do advertise them as energy-saving and ADA compliant. So, I suppose the fact that they use less electricity and water and are easy for people with disabilities to use makes them progressive and therefore evil. Decent American dishwashers should devour electricity, suck water down the drain and be nearly impossible for the elderly or disabled to open or operate. Damned liberal appliances!

for the past, oh 15 years or so - I've worn PROGRESSIVE lenses! How insidious!

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for the 'progressive rock' link. 21st Century Schizoid Man describes Clown Blecch to a tee.

progressive cars? dishtowels? shoes? asphalt?

My teeth are beginning to hurt...

Be still my beating heart :/

1. Doesn't have shit to do.

2. Tries to stay relevant


3. Is a dumbfuck

Or, for safe measure, Progresso soup

it's shutting off oxygen to his brain.

They even have dirt detectors.
Something every Progressive should have.

I don't think I would like a conservative vacuum. Who wants all the dirt left in the carpet or floating around?

I like the fact the Progressive vacuum is a working appliance. It doesn't discriminate between curtains and flooring and it has some extensions so I can suck up the occasional wasp or spider without touching it.

No, my Progressive vacuum cleaners have always worked well. They also don't demand that I wear heels to operate properly or hold out on working just because I want to use it to clean out the car.

I wonder if hes going to attack the car insurgence company of Progressive now?