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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Millions of unemployed Americans who have fruitlessly been looking for work for months are determined that Congress get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi, a new poll indicates.
According to the survey, job-seeking Americans hope that Congress will eventually do something about job creation, but they are adamant that it hold new hearings about Benghazi first.
By a wide majority, respondents to the poll strongly agreed with the statement I would really like to find a job, but not if it in any way distracts Congress from my No. 1 concern: finding out what really happened in Benghazi.
In related findings, a survey of Americans found that taxpayers overwhelmingly consider Benghazi hearings to be the best use of taxpayer money, well ahead of schools, roads, and infant nutrition.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/05/poll-millions-of-americans-who-need-jobs-want-congress-to-get-to-bottom-of-this-benghazi-thing-first.html
ffr
(22,672 posts)Beacool
(30,253 posts)Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)ffr
(22,672 posts)GOP distraction machine is in overdrive.
Say something, quick! Say anything!
Gothmog
(145,619 posts)ffr
(22,672 posts)Of who lied us into War with Iraq and got 36,000 of our patriotic soldiers killed or injured in a senseless and useless war.
Then I want War Crimes tribunals to convict those bastards.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!
blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)Proud Liberal Dem
(24,438 posts)I can't get them to think about anything else like food, money, or taking care of the kids, etc.
Beacool
(30,253 posts)You never know.....
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,438 posts)n/t