Proportional response to North Korean belligerence....INVADE

On the Rachel Maddow Show they are discussing proportional responses to North Korean hacking of Sony Pictures. Naturally I have a suggestion. We invade North Korea! Not with our military but with thousands of pizza delivery drivers carrying, not pizzas, but DVD players and tens of thousands of copies of the allegedly offensive movie depicting the Offing of dear leader. It's an established fact that no one can catch a pizza delivery driver in full motive assault so no need for safety concerns on the part of the assault teams. This strategy has the added plus of getting rid of thousands of copies of a clearly stupid movie, saving thousands of Americans from the embarrassment of having to seem grateful at birthdays and other celebrations when receiving a copy of this stupid movie.

I wonder if Sony hacked themselves when they realized what a dumbass movie they had and needed to rescue themselves from financial humiliation by appearing to be attacked by a foreign power.