Both have been quoted speaking glowingly about the brilliant, fresh face of texass.


On the other side, Bible Spice's "Use By" date has long expired. The remnants, even inside the tin can, are just too hideous to behold.

He needs to have an elder statesman VP runningmate.

Who is going to be Ted Cruz's Sarah Palin?

Half term Governor from HI- state located near the Asian Continent. He can say that he sees China from his window.

I don't know Ige but you have definitely described a winner.

Nasty, experienced, and solid far right credentials.

Sing this to the tune of Yankee Doodle................

Johnny Bolton came to town, a right wing stalking pony
No one really liked him except Bush and Berlusconi
“You’re here to serve Uncle Sam, make sure you understand it.
All the world should obey us, and I’m here to demand it!”

Johnny Bolton went to town, diplomacy a’ready.
Use kind words to win them over, or else just aim steady
Bolton will ne-go-ti-ate with friend and with rogue nation:
“Do things our way or you face complete annihilation!”

Although I think Bolton has already been sucked up by Teem Bush League

or maybe Pat Robertson? Jesus Christ himself? The point is moot, he will never reach the point of choosing a running mate.

if a bit fun.

Nobody generally announces VP until after the primaries. Seems unlikely he'll win that.

In 2008.

Louis Gohmert would be the perfect choice! Crazy, meet crazy!

No two person from the same state can be on the ticket...

Actually the Constitution says an elector can't vote for prez and vp from same state.

So an elector could vote for prez and then someone else for vp.

If no one gets majority for vp, senate picks so if their party controlled the senate, you could have both prez and vp from same state.

Cr/Uz 2016

Even if they shared the same ideology, the guy is still a total d*ck to people and they wouldn't be able to stand him...

One is more extremist than the next.

that has a Democratic governor....

Gardner, please... take Cory Gardner with you, Cruz!

Governor of Oklahoma or how about Susanna Martinez, Gov of New Mexico for an all-Hispanic ticket.