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Related: About this forumSight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State
WHEELING, OHFeeling the earth shake beneath them as they watched the procession climb over the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains toward their village, sources along the Ohio border confirmed Thursday that the sight of 400 war elephants marching on the horizon marked Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clintons arrival to the critical swing state. Be still; some vast legion is headed our way! said local automotive worker Dustin Collins, 35, who, like thousands of Wheeling residents, heard the rhythmic, thunderous beating of the cavalcades 10-foot-wide drums and immediately rushed to a window to gaze upon the advancing ranks. Behold the standard-bearers at the head of each column, and lo, make out the trumpets piercing tones. It can only be the great armies of Hillary emerging from her stronghold in the East! At press time, a large shadow had been cast over the city after the campaign released thousands of shrieking falcons into the air.
http://www.theonion.com/article/sight-400-war-elephants-horizon-marks-hillary-clin-51500
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Sight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State (Original Post)
Lorien
Oct 2015
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PatrickforO
(14,586 posts)1. Great pic! Leave it to the Onion...
Shades of Hannibal trying to cross the Alps, and we all know how THAT turned out...
Lorien
(31,935 posts)2. The elephants should all be wearing a heraldic shield
with a big red rightward pointing arrow on it.
DJ13
(23,671 posts)3. Who uses elephants as a symbol?
Wait, it will come to me.........
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)5. Nowadays, their symbol is a rabid racoon.
Lorien
(31,935 posts)6. Nah, a raccoon is an intelligent mammal.
Rabid sea sponge perhaps?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)8. I thought it was this
or this
zentrum
(9,865 posts)4. Very cool.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)7. Hannibal is her campaign manager now?
Well, I guess that's thinking outside the box.
But who's gonna clean up after all those pachyderms?