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Related: About this forumHillary to Wear Walmart Cashier Costume for Halloween
Clinton is not a progressive, and I do not understand why people believe she is one. Hillary called herself a moderate. This may be satire, but it calls Hillary out for her past actions and misdeeds.
Hillary to Wear Walmart Cashier Costume for Halloween
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced she will dress up as a Walmart cashier for Halloween. Clinton declared her costume selection was meant to inform Americans she sat on Walmart's board of directors from 1986 to 1992, and was complicit in outsourcing American jobs to foreign sweatshops while she actively worked against labor unions.
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Clinton continued, "Tonight is going to be a real hoot. Maybe I will even get a labor union endorsement while I am wearing my American wage-slave costume. These unions are such chumps, and can't be bothered to do a little research on my history at Walmart, never mind my ongoing close ties to the same financial institutions that nearly took down the economy in 2008."
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Hillary to Wear Walmart Cashier Costume for Halloween (Original Post)
EEO
Oct 2015
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Tipperary
(6,930 posts)1. Oh please.
madamesilverspurs
(15,806 posts)2. Satire alert
for those who are unaware that "The Nil Admirari" is a satire site.
Tipperary
(6,930 posts)4. Of course it is.
I would hope anyone would realize that even without the "alert" lol.
Hiraeth
(4,805 posts)3. omg. funny.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)5. "America's most swell news source" - with a disclaimer link.
C'mon EEO, it's all right there in front of you.
EEO
(1,620 posts)6. As clear as the satire warning in the OP.
satire yet who knows what is worn at the elite's private Halloween parties
That is probably accurate.
Too much money and inbreeding, I blame.
bored easily. Us poor folks keep busy trying to survive
whatchamacallit
(15,558 posts)10. At her age, shouldn't she be a greeter? n/t
EEO
(1,620 posts)12. Haha.
Probably.
pinebox
(5,761 posts)11. Ahhh yes Hillary & ShitMart
Good times!