My guess is that they found a former Dem, who is possibly of color or female, to show how utterly ALLURING Romney is.. and that he's winning people over. Lieberman is old news... any other recent turncoats??

OR could be the curmudgeonly libertarian Clint Eastwood.

the sun will have gone down by then so he can come out.

I'm guessing not that insanely stupid.

It will probably be someone boring.

like Wilford Brimley.

Is he even still living? Not that it would matter one way or another.

Hes been MIA from his dumb-ass radio show this week.

I've been hearing that it might be a hologram of Ronald Reagan. For real.

Remember when CNN jumped the shark by using some freaky technology to project a 3D image onto the stage with Wolf?

Fat lot of good it did since the audience was still watching everything on 2D screens.

If they do something like a hologram of St. Ronnie they will be the laughing stock of the entire world for a month.

No comedian in the world could possibly pass up taking shots at that.

I was making jokes like that almost thirteen years ago. Quoting myself from someplace unworthy of mention, envisioning a dark and cynical future for the US which now appears whimsical and far less awful than what actually happened:

President Thurmond stuns an apathetic nation by announcing that he will run for reelection in 2004, and as a publicity stunt, the Republican Party nominates a computer-animated Teddy Roosevelt as his running mate. This is really a plan to have Newt Gingrich appointed Thurmond's vice president after the election.

The list in the OP:

Georgia Democratic senator Zell Miller-Not a big enough star power anymore
rocker Ted Nugent-too much of a risk of what he might say, has already caused damage
CIA Director David Petraeus-I don't believe Petraeus even retired would speak at a convention
former First Lady Nancy Reagan-Too frail, although could do it by satellite
heroic pilot Chesley Sullenberger-As someone mentioned, he support Obama
former Governor Sarah Palin-See Ted Nugent

Besides Eastwood the only other person it could be is Donald Trump. It has to be one of those two. Trump would be a bit of a risk with the number of times he puts his foot in his mouth (and talks out his asshole). Eastwood would be the safe choice.

However my question is.. If it is Clint Eastwood..will he LIE like Lyin' Ryan and all the other mechanical lying buttbots?

and would steal the spotlight and the headlines. And she's not a big enough name, really. Not anymore. She's had a reality show? Romney with a reality show speaker? Nah.

Cindy Crawford.......she's the obvious counterweight to the Dems Eva Longoria....

Why crawford..... A glamourous supermodel ...she's a woman.....she supported Obama in 2008,but is now disallusioned.....she now openly supports Romney.....and she made a fundraising video for Romney....

More importantly....she adds enuf glam without stealing the show.......Eastwood would upstage

????

will bust a few boards and show off the scars from his heart surgery, which were paid for by Hollywood union insurance.

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