I'm so glad the are canceling Jersey Shore. Next the Kardashians hopefully.

Not making this shit up. From the same article:

and the Kardashians

"Sir, you need to connect more with people. I've got an idea, use pop culture! Like what they like!"

"I don't know any pop culture. Is that like Pat Boone?"

"Boone hasn't made a record in years, sir. Let me ask the office staff what their kids watch."

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"Sir, their kids watch somebody called Snooki and somebody called Kardashian. No, I don't know anything about them, either, just drop the names! That'll do it!"

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He doesn't hate Snooki. He barely knows it's a female and doesn't know anything else about it.

I hate myself now, but I just couldn't help it.

Too bad we can't invest in this contract.

I''ll bet you can find something about the election outcome there.

But better be careful. In this casino, the house places its own bets and tries to fix the outcome accordingly. Wall Street should come under the rules of the Nevada State Gaming Commission, which would shut them down.

Same thing, really.

So that's where he gets all his info.. I suspected as much.
If Romney went back to square one he would still not make any sense.

women who are not billionaires?

added clarification to the title line.

a magic underwear wedgie.

Pretty tough spot for a polititian...

but 15 might be worth it. And the contract could rise in the next few weeks.

for another 4 yrs. That would be 8 yrs they have voted against the people and I just don't think even repugs will say that's ok. Somebody just might file charges of treason or something and that could get ugly.

in order to boost the odds for the 2016 Republican nominee if he were to get re-elected. I don't trust them.

before that he only wants 1 term; who would say that, unless you've got your eye on some big money that you know you could steal and no one would say anything, like the 3 trillion that the Pentagon "lost" during the Bush administration. Rmoney has already said he will give the Pentagon another 3 trillion even tho they said they don't need it. Then he'll send 8 billion in cash on pallets to some foreign country and that will be "pilfered" just like during the Bush adm in Iraq. Rmoney is desperate to be President and I think this is why - money means everything to him. He doesn't give a shit about this country or the people in it.

Too bad the House may still be R.

Donuts: round, sweet, good.