Recently completed study reveals male preference for younger mates is an unintended consequence

of the fact that women, at a certain point in their lives, wise up and say, "Oh, hell no. Make your own dinner, and while you're at it clean up all the stuff you just spilled on the floor."

So the men go off to find younger women who are still willing to do their laundry. And the older women say, "phew," pop a bag of popcorn into the microwave for dinner, and sit down and enjoy an episode of "Downton Abbey."

And are happy.





(For Niyad.)