As long as it doesn't irritate any thing

I thought the thing to do was to chop off our labia until it's practically not there--not call attention to it. I never can keep up with the latest designer vagina fashion


I will comment that a properly aroused labia turns 'pink' all on its own, and a better idea would be to find a partner who actually knows what they're doing in bed if we want pretty colors, rather than smear dye all over it. Because who else is going to see it?

Or did I miss something, a new reality show "Labia Wars" or the like?

Thanks for that laugh... I really, sincerely needed that.

I was aghast at this latest example of idiotic beauty standards .. but then I figured at least this is one intended to benefit one person, whose opinion might actually matter, and doesn't involved major, invasive surgery at least. Not like the one where you spend thousands of dollars for a generally more boner pleasing set of boobs... And since that one's fairly routine now, I should hardly be surprised.

Plus, some of the Amazon reviews are amusing.

I don't even paint my face.

this comes in purple and rubs off onto my partner, it is a waste of money.

I can't believe this. I had to double check to see if was from The Onion.

Misogyny is big business... always has been, will be for a long time as long as this specific type of minimization is tolerated, condoned or given variance.


Colors... up next: flavors-- for the guy who can't stand a female as she is.

My first time ever with the P word. I laughed so hard.

Sometimes I think they want a defense, like "not me I'm not a prude!! Because (insert TMI reason here&quot

Ew.

is insist i am not a prude, before saying what i have to say. so many women feel the need to say....

i like men
i like sex
i am not a prude

before discussing anything.

i refuse.

i do not have to state that i am a sexual woman, attracted to and by men, in order to say what i have to say.

there is something in the insistence that we have to clarify before we are allowed to speak.

Like a women's value or validity of opinion rests in her insistence that's she's sexual.

But say one of these idiots Grandma's started up with THEIR insistence of being sexual beings and they'd be all like "No grandma ew! that's wrong!" Grandmas don't have sex, because, they boobs not all perky and shit.

Or something. How sexually enlightened is that? Repressed motherfuckers is also what I think.

i am just truly happy in the world and in love with all.