Awesome Woman Scares Groper So Badly He Craps His Pants
Reddit user ManichestBreastiny (+10) shared her story with TwoXChromosomes, the site's female-focused subforum. MB was leaving a movie theater in Boston and walking the short distance to the nearest T station when,
A man that looked to be at least fifteen years older than myself who was walking near me in the same direction took an extra step to catch up to me and put his arm around my shoulder and grabbed my breast, and said "Hey".
Oh, hell no. MB wasn't having any of it, and rather than just taking it, she fought back in an unconventional way. She explains,
I pushed him off me, and in my most threatening bellow yelled, "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME?"
Now, before you shrug and say who cares? I yell at street gropers and harassers all the time! there's something you should know about MB. MB likes to practice funny voices, like, as a hobby. One of those funny voices is a scary demon voice. And so when she yelled "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!?" what her attacker heard was this:
http://jezebel.com/awesome-woman-scares-groper-so-badly-he-craps-his-pants-1586151686
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I want the ability to do that voice. 
Me too!
My sister can do an awesome super low Darth Vader type voice though,I guess it's all in the superior vocal chord gene.
Forget the mini-flashlight, I want one that has that voice recording! 
You just made my day!
I can do funny voices too. The key for those trying to practice doing a voice like that is to make sounds come from different areas of the larynx. It's also the difference between accents. British, for example, tend to speak from the center of their mouth.
Try speaking from as deep in your throat as you can but with a squeaky voice. Deep voice works too, depends on your voice and vocal chords.
If only life could be like the movies, and have that end with her handcuffing the creep to something, like a bike rake, for the cops to find (As in "The Fugitive"
I see that sort of thing on the DC metro sometimes and I just try not to look at angry screaming people because I don't want them coming after me in case they were looking to punish someone else.
Glad it worked out for you. 
I've been chuckling about this for hours!
