Hillary Clinton wants Hillary Clinton Out Of Politics

Back to being Bernie. Me Too Clinton:

In tonight’s concession speech, Hillary Clinton made made grand declarations of her desire to get all the dirty money and secret Wall Street influence the hell out of politics. Which is to say, Hillary Clinton really wants Hillary Clinton out of politics.

Clinton started off by attempting to brush recent concerns about her Goldman Sachs connection under the rug, saying, “Now, Senator Sanders and I both want to get secret, unaccountable money out of politics. And let’s remember, Citizens United—one of the worst Supreme Court decisions in our country’s history—was actually about a right wing attack on me and my campaign.

“So yes, you’re not going to find anyone more committed to aggressive campaign finance reform than me.”