CARL DIGGLER EXCLUSIVE: My Return to Hillary’s Brooklyn HQ (Satire)

WITH CARL "THE DIG" DIGGLER

BROOKLYN, NY — A lot has changed since I last visited Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters in downtown Brooklyn.

Every window on the massive gray warehouse is now shuttered with one inch-thick steel plating. Large metal spikes shoot up from the pavement surrounding the building, a security measure against car bombings. And a cordon of NYPD officers in full body armor wielding submachine guns stands a permanent vigil around the perimeter.

These officers are loyal, as direct beneficiaries of Bill Clinton’s 1994 crime bill which added 100,000 cops on the streets.

All of this is explained to me by Clinton confidante Huma Abedin, who greets me after my strip search.

“Carl,” she apologizes, “I am so so so sorry about the inconvenience. You must understand we are under siege now. We have many enemies who wish to do us harm.”

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