Think outside the box, and cover all your bases at the same time.

lets the person kick off well, but that he knew from a doctor friend that it doesn't work all the time and when it doesn't kill you you will have such a bad headache you wish you were dead.

Your mouth is so nasty, you think about giving the cat a bath her way, just to change the flavor stuck on your tongue.

You body hurts so much when you move, it makes you question the validity of potty training.

no matter how NY comes out. But I have bad sciatica.

No matter the outcome!!

But I'm counting on a Michigan Miracle!

A smart move.

One should never pollute decent whiskey with soda pop.
WTF is wrong with you?

New York Libre!

Because tonight sways whether or not I write a letter to my congressmen to see if we can't expedite the medical board process. Say what you will about the Texan right-wingers-- they love their military.