Surrogate Smear (a poem)

It’s time to make it happen,
Last chance to win this year.
She starting up her...
Surrogate Smear.

Smear from the Left,
Smear from the Right,
You like that little birdie,
More than your wife.

Round up the cable networks,
So she can make it clear,
Its time to get on board the...
Surrogate Smear.

Smear from the Left,
Smear from the Right
We heard you begged Pope Francis,
To get your invite.

And no one will ever call her
On all the bullshit wrapped in fear,
That’s the really nice thing about the....
Surrogate smear.

Smear from the Left,
Smear from the Right,
Don’t worry, Wolf will buy it,
He’s not too bright.