Bernie Sanders

Bubzer

(4,211 posts) Wed Apr 20, 2016, 05:33 PM Apr 2016

(Bernie Sanders group) Hillary Supporter: "Hey there, Bernie Bro... I've got a message for you!"

Did you see that? Hillary Won! No, she didn't just win New York, She won EVERYTHING! She won THE WORLD!!!

You know why? Because Bernie's a Jew. A Jew that was secretly taking corporate dollars, even though there was no mainstream media coverage of it, we ALL KNOW it happened! He took it and ENGINEERED hundreds... no, THOUSANDS of attacks against poor innocent Hillary Clinton!

How DARE HE!!!! His BLATANT SEXISM is DESTROYING the party!!!! And pretending that Hillary took money from banks, when we ALL KNOW that HE took money from the DNC!!! Which gets it's money from corporations, and individuals and non profits... so naturally he's getting all that corporate cash!!!1!!! It's because he's SEXIST... and JEW! So, he's a SEXIST JEW!!!!11!!

Hillary even managed to win in spite of the OVERWHELMING MEDIA BIAS favoring Bernie!!! All those right-wing-whores and political-hacks are just trying to bring Hillary down by propping Bernie up... cause they LOVE Bernie. It's cause he's a secret-squirrel-socialist!!12! And a right winger!1! He's in cahoots with them...so he's a right winger secret-squirrel-socialist!!!1!!!412

And what's all this about Bernie walking with Martin Luther King? Yeah, those pictures? Obviously photoshopped. Just like the lunar landing. Hillary, on the other hand, supported the TRUE humanitarian of the time... Barry Goldwatter!!6(!!! Why do you Bernie Bros constantly misunderepresent her?!?!y?!#

You guys really disgust me, you know that?!?!? You're all about 10 no twelvteen times worse that Bad Bernie. If he's a right winger secret-squirrel-socialist sexist jew, you're all a bajillion times worse!!!1!!11!@!(&^$¶A&ÑäÆ!1 You should all just quite the DNC party. Just turn over your badges and leave. We have no rume for the likes of your kind hear. Good bye, and don't let the door hit you... uhh, on.. ummm.. your butt, I guess...

OH! One more thing before you go!

Wont you be a dear, now, and vote for Hillary?

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(Bernie Sanders group) Hillary Supporter: "Hey there, Bernie Bro... I've got a message for you!" (Original Post) Bubzer Apr 2016 OP

You got me DI Freighter Watcher Apr 2016 #1

Heh... yeah... it's what I hate about hillary supporters the most. Bubzer Apr 2016 #2

They were delighted that Independents were shut out of the New York Primary, bvar22 Apr 2016 #3

both parties have shriveled to, say, one-fifth of the electorate MisterP Apr 2016 #4

DI Freighter Watcher

(128 posts)

1. You got me

Reply to Bubzer (Original post)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 05:56 PM

Apr 2016

For a moment I thought this was posted in the Hillary group.
LMAO
thanks for the sarcasm at the end, although as a Bernie supporter, I get insulted and courted in the same way by Hillbots!

Bubzer

(4,211 posts)

2. Heh... yeah... it's what I hate about hillary supporters the most.

Reply to DI Freighter Watcher (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 06:05 PM

Apr 2016

bvar22

(39,909 posts)

3. They were delighted that Independents were shut out of the New York Primary,

Reply to Bubzer (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 06:52 PM

Apr 2016

like they won't need them in November....or anybody else for that matter, especially Democrats who support Bernie. The New York Independents WILL remember the cold shoulder from the Hillary crowd in November.

Insults, taunts, ridicule, abuse, scorn, and bullying, is not the smart way to win over voters needed in November.

MisterP

(23,730 posts)

4. both parties have shriveled to, say, one-fifth of the electorate

Reply to bvar22 (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 21, 2016, 12:48 AM

Apr 2016

they hope to sliver a few of the remaining Pubs who aren't happy about Trump: that's like one-tenth of one-fifth of an electorate that's crumbling

and yet they dared call anyone who objected "a third of a third"--I believe that was back when they were trying to excuse the IWR

frankly the kids from Jesus Camp would tell them to tone it down

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