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Related: About this forumHillary Ingested Shrooms Prior to Statement Opposing TPP
An explanation for Hillary's sudden support of TPP. Satire warning.
Hillary Ingested Shrooms Prior to Statement Opposing TPP
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, the campaign of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced the candidate was under the influence of shrooms when she voiced opposition to the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) yesterday. Hillary Clinton confirmed she ingested "a lot" of shrooms just before claiming she opposed TPP, and confessed it would be ridiculous for Americans to believe such a statement in light of her negotiating and promoting of TPP as Secretary of State - and continuing to promote TPP after resigning.
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"Secretary Clinton ingested shrooms before stating she no longer supported a trade deal she worked on for years. Hillary also thought she was being followed by a polka dotted bear that was spitting fire at her while it played a banjo, and that has about as much footing in reality as her opposition to TPP," stated Maxwell Jinks, a senior staffer working for the Clinton campaign.
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"Secretary Clinton ingested shrooms before stating she no longer supported a trade deal she worked on for years. Hillary also thought she was being followed by a polka dotted bear that was spitting fire at her while it played a banjo, and that has about as much footing in reality as her opposition to TPP," stated Maxwell Jinks, a senior staffer working for the Clinton campaign.
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Seriously, how can anyone believe Hillary now opposes a deal she has been intimately involved in and promoting for years?
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Hillary Ingested Shrooms Prior to Statement Opposing TPP (Original Post)
EEO
Oct 2015
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EEO
(1,620 posts)4. Yup. Bernie has been against it from the beginning.
He doesn't move with the political winds like Hillary.
azmom
(5,208 posts)2. Now the issue of keeping a private
Server at her home makes perfect sense. It's the shrooms, dude.
procon
(15,805 posts)3. In what capacity was Clinton doing all this incriminating, promoting stuff
and was "intimately involved in and promoting for years"?
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)5. Run along, now.
JimDandy
(7,318 posts)6. LOL at the image the title invoked!
About as plausible she'd do that as her actually beliving any of the progressive things she's been espousing recently, though.
Hillary is totally trying to adopt all of Bernie's positions. Can she ever choose the correct position the first time?