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Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts) Tue Jun 16, 2015, 08:54 AM Jun 2015

Reformed Church of Alfredo: heresy or the one true path?

The Reformed Church of Alfredo is a sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (But is in no way recognized or accepted by the Organization) that denies FSM's Sauceredness properties, and espouses that the True Believer in Him shall deny piracy as an evil lie promulgated by the evil Chef Boyardee in his failed attempt to usurp control of the True Church.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reformed_Church_of_Alfredo

What do you think?

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Reformed Church of Alfredo: heresy or the one true path? (Original Post) Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 OP

What do you think? AlbertCat Jun 2015 #1

What do I think? A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #2

You forgot to add.. NeoGreen Jun 2015 #6

Indeed A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #7

Next thing you know, Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #3

Brothers and Sisters, what we need is Interfaith outreach. trotsky Jun 2015 #4

Whoever is pushing that blasphemy needs to be keelhauled! LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #5

I don't mean to nit-pick but Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #8

A more rotund version BainsBane Jun 2015 #9

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

1. What do you think?

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 09:23 AM

Jun 2015

Alfredo was a wanker.....

too fattening....

A HERETIC I AM

(24,378 posts)

2. What do I think?

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 09:31 AM

Jun 2015

FUCKING HERETIC!!

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)

6. You forgot to add..

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 01:26 PM

Jun 2015

... "I AM"

A HERETIC I AM

(24,378 posts)

7. Indeed

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 01:48 PM

Jun 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

3. Next thing you know,

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 11:52 AM

Jun 2015

Alfredo will be pushing for sainthood, and all that it brings with it. Idolaters, I tell you!

St. Alfredo, my butt!

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

4. Brothers and Sisters, what we need is Interfaith outreach.

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 11:55 AM

Jun 2015

Spaghetti with marinara? Fettuccine with alfredo? Surely we can agree that the great FSM manifests in many kinds of noodly appendages.

LostOne4Ever

(9,290 posts)

5. Whoever is pushing that blasphemy needs to be keelhauled!

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 12:48 PM

Jun 2015

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

8. I don't mean to nit-pick but

Reply to LostOne4Ever (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 01:59 PM

Jun 2015

keelhauling and plank walking are two different types of religious events.

Keelhauling can be thought of as a gala event. A typical pastafarian keelhaul festival:

Whereas plank walking is a more ordinary religious service:

BainsBane

(53,072 posts)

9. A more rotund version

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 07:25 PM

Jun 2015

Surely the great FSM accepts believers of all shapes and sizes?

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