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Congratulations to our presumptive Democratic nominee, Joe Biden!
Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.
Humor is our best therapy
Josh Robertson
Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren doesn't have any giraffes.
Trump: I'm just saying there's a giraffe problem. There is a big giraffe problem. [cough] Elizabeth Warren.
Press: It seems like you're trying to tarnish a political opponent with a made-up problem.
Trump: No, I am against people having too many giraffes. It's all about giraffes, and this is widespread. There are so many examples of this. You don't think people should have a bunch of giraffes in their house, do you? What kind of person thinks that is ok?
Press: That's not happening.
Trump: So many examples. Why, here's an example, one of so many, but just off the top of my head -- look at Elizabeth Warren, who has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren has no giraffes.
Trump: She stole them from the zoo, you know.
Press: Sir, she doesn't have any giraffes. The zookeeper says there are no giraffes missing.
Trump: That zookeeper is corrupt. I fired that zookeeper. This is the sort of thing I am talking about. So widespread. Such a problem. The zookeeper, Elizabeth Warren. It looks bad. Really bad. It doesn't look good!
Press: What.
Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren doesn't have any giraffes.
Trump: I'm just saying there's a giraffe problem. There is a big giraffe problem. [cough] Elizabeth Warren.
Press: It seems like you're trying to tarnish a political opponent with a made-up problem.
Trump: No, I am against people having too many giraffes. It's all about giraffes, and this is widespread. There are so many examples of this. You don't think people should have a bunch of giraffes in their house, do you? What kind of person thinks that is ok?
Press: That's not happening.
Trump: So many examples. Why, here's an example, one of so many, but just off the top of my head -- look at Elizabeth Warren, who has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren has no giraffes.
Trump: She stole them from the zoo, you know.
Press: Sir, she doesn't have any giraffes. The zookeeper says there are no giraffes missing.
Trump: That zookeeper is corrupt. I fired that zookeeper. This is the sort of thing I am talking about. So widespread. Such a problem. The zookeeper, Elizabeth Warren. It looks bad. Really bad. It doesn't look good!
Press: What.
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Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes. (Original Post)
Pluvious
Oct 2019
OP
Satire, right? I mean it sure seems to be but lately it's so damned hard to tell. Besides,
Atticus
Oct 2019
#2
QANON: Huge FBI Raids. Giraffe trafficking ring bust. Many dems being rounded up.
Sapient Donkey
Oct 2019
#3
And, according to MAGAt con enablers, she's sleeping with the (24-year-old) zookeeper.
deurbano
Oct 2019
#10
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Xipe Totec
Oct 2019
#11
tblue37
(65,408 posts)1. Big K&R. Brilliant! nt
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Atticus
(15,124 posts)2. Satire, right? I mean it sure seems to be but lately it's so damned hard to tell. Besides,
who doesn't like giraffes? It's satire, right?
Tell me it's satire!
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Cirque du So-What
(25,943 posts)6. Satire is the highest form of humor - puns the lowest
This one lies somewhere in-between.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Sapient Donkey
(1,568 posts)3. QANON: Huge FBI Raids. Giraffe trafficking ring bust. Many dems being rounded up.
Giraffes sacrifices in pizza parlor basement.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
IronLionZion
(45,457 posts)4. Oh yeah, well I heard she spanked a US Marine
so imagine how hard she'll spank putin, or King Bonesaw, or Lil Kim.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)5. Really stuck your neck out there for that one, didn't you? n/t
If I were to vote in a presidential
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Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)8. Definitely sounds like a tall tale...
If I were to vote in a presidential
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BlueMTexpat
(15,369 posts)7. ....
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
getagrip_already
(14,764 posts)9. So...
She had sex with a giraffe who was in the marines, and underage to boot?
Or in other words.. A cougar, a giraffe, and a marine walk into a bar.......
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deurbano
(2,895 posts)10. And, according to MAGAt con enablers, she's sleeping with the (24-year-old) zookeeper.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)11. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
From Political Philosophy 101, the two cows example
http://www.business.illinois.edu/broker/twocows.htm
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Sancho
(9,070 posts)12. Here you go....
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BluesRunTheGame
(1,615 posts)13. She's got an even-toed ungulate problem.
She needs to get professional help for this soon! Her campaign is doomed.
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