Our Female Presidential Candidates Are Missing Sponsorship Opportunities

They could be sponsored by makeup companies, see, and get paid for telling us what products they use. I mean, aren't we all interested in those things? The men, too, of course, could be sponsored by hair care and shaving products. Since appearance is an all-important factor in presidential primaries, I'd think the manufacturers would be scrambling to sponsor candidates.

And then, they could also get sponsorship from apparel, shoe, and other manufacturers, too. The fundraising benefits are almost endless. Imagine ads in Vogue for the women and GQ for our distinguished male candidates.

For example:

"I never appear in public without splashing on some Axe!" -Andrew Yang
"For maximum comfort on the long campaign trail, I always wear Clark's shoes!" - Joe Biden