There are paper ballots, they're being counted.

I wish people would just relax, please.

The only thing that clusterfucked was the data transmission to the state headquarters.

The data is out there. And there’s more of it thanks to the reforms pushed through by the Bernie campaign. From what I understand that was an easy sell to the Iowa Democratic Party. they were ready willing and able to gather that information since the last two cycles it turned out to be a point of contention

And anything that interferes with that convenience begins going down the rabbit hole of idiocy.

Much better than actual results. It will keep them chattering for weeks.

But by now the public at large doesn't care about the actual results.

We can UNLEARN our need for instant gratification. Accuracy is of utmost importance.

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That's great news. Glad you cleared that up for us.

for the impaired.

It might hurt him to most since that's the group he's relying on, but for the numbers to drop that much points to a failure across all campaigns to draw in new voters.

Given the stakes of this election, I wouldn't call first time turnout dropping by 9% 'good'.

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all coiffed and coffee'd up, seated ready to go and then disappointed. Thank goodness they weren't carrying guns, so no one got killed, but they're not exactly unarmed and need their butts kicked.