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Congratulations to our presumptive Democratic nominee, Joe Biden!
BROKEN: Jagoff John Trump to Sic Barr on Bloomberg
Washington, DC - 2/13/2020
Trump: 'Mini Mike Is Dirty. Barr Will Prove It!'
by Diggen D. Durt
Apparently, Donald John Trump is panicky and worried about one Democratic candidate in particular. Former NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg is putting fear into John Trump's heart these days, despite not having appeared on any primary ballot so far. The current resident of the White House is tweeting madly and often about "Mini Mike." But that's not all. Sources with knowledge of the matter say that he's told William Barr, his toadying minion in the Justice Department, to begin investigating Bloomberg. One insider said that Trump told Barr, "He's done something dirty. I know it. Find out what it is or make something up and lock that SOB up, dammit." Barr was reported to have replied, "Yassuh, boss."
When asked about this leaky boat of a rumor, Mike Bloomberg could not give a rational answer. He was laughing so hard that his morning cappuccino spewed from his nostrils and he had to excuse himself suddenly. More as further information is available...
Trump: 'Mini Mike Is Dirty. Barr Will Prove It!'
by Diggen D. Durt
Apparently, Donald John Trump is panicky and worried about one Democratic candidate in particular. Former NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg is putting fear into John Trump's heart these days, despite not having appeared on any primary ballot so far. The current resident of the White House is tweeting madly and often about "Mini Mike." But that's not all. Sources with knowledge of the matter say that he's told William Barr, his toadying minion in the Justice Department, to begin investigating Bloomberg. One insider said that Trump told Barr, "He's done something dirty. I know it. Find out what it is or make something up and lock that SOB up, dammit." Barr was reported to have replied, "Yassuh, boss."
When asked about this leaky boat of a rumor, Mike Bloomberg could not give a rational answer. He was laughing so hard that his morning cappuccino spewed from his nostrils and he had to excuse himself suddenly. More as further information is available...
If I were to vote in a presidentialprimary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
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If I were to vote in a presidentialprimary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
If I were to vote in a presidentialprimary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Barr's response, however, strikes me as accurate in the actual meaning but inaccurate in the actual verbiage.
Still. Who am I to complain?
-Laelth
If I were to vote in a presidentialprimary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
