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This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1003

Man shoots self in penis, lies to police 4 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1322

Florida Cops Arrest Woman, 20, Wanted on Warrant for Riding Sea Turtle 2 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1281

Kansas man steals combine, sparks slow-speed chase 1 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1243

San Francisco Bartender Orders Dominos', Gets $1300 In Cash Instead 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1404

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Tony_FLADEM Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1089

Woman tries to escape moving car due to spider; causes crash 6 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1709

MAN SURVIVES AFTER PANE OF GLASS FALLS ON HIM 3 jakeXT Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1327

Dumb Criminals: Robbers post pictures of their ill gotten wads of cash on Facebook. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1393

Man falsely claims to be illegal immigrant to try to get sent back to Iran from Manchester 0 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1180

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 5 1562

Really Dumb Criminals: Would Be Bank Robber Attempts To Deposit Cash Into Own Account 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1477

U.K.: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex 5 LiberalElite Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1613

Drunken Woman Arrested For Public Sex: 'I Was In The Mood' 4 left-of-center2012 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1718

Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1489

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1233

Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1597

Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1454

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1417

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 5669

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1387

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1505

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1521

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1431

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1728

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1633

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1320

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1839

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1516

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1546

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Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1551

Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1378

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1311

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1554

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1320

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1606

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1505

Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1559

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1068

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1310

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1618

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1257

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1430

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1445

Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1478

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1502

Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1404

Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1700

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1420

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1217

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1420

Juneau police say alcohol played a part in Capitol flag theft 0 Panich52 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1076

Poland: badger found drunk on beach 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1307

Really Dumb Criminals: Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Real Police Officer 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1696

Man tried to steal unmarked cop car. You know where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1188

Airline thought Scottish girl was too white to fly 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1670

Using an app to ID mushrooms is a bad idea. 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1402

US fugitive Jason Stange caught after starring in horror film 0 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1292

England: owl receives library card 1 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1415

There’s no problem if Party Bear is roaming the Massachusetts woods.. 3 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1529

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Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1185

Swarm of mayflies force Iowa bridge closed 4 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1406

"Sometimes glass is just glass and it just breaks" 3 PoliticAverse Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1831

Colorado: sheriff's deputy questions baby owl 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1582

Dumb Florida Criminals: Woman tweets looking for weed, deputies respond 3 UrbScotty Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1626

Suspect Collared For Ramen Noodle Robbery 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1200

Man called 911 to get help fixing A/C 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1311

(Guess) Man: "I make my meth work for me." 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1718

Dumb Criminals: Buffalo, NY Man Attempts To Steal Hearse During Father's Funeral 2 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1579

Florida mom abandons 3 kids in Waffle House to go drinking at nearby bar 1 FSogol Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1448

ROBOT HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 MADem Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 2445

Bear eats dog food in backyard, falls asleep 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1391

Dumb Criminals: Lebowski Fest Founder Caught Smoking Weed In Bowling Alley 5 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1659

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1050

Dumb Criminals: Tennessee Woman Prints Own Money, Then Claims Obama Made It Legal 3 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1671

Squirrel goes on rampage in Worcestershire pub 3 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1443

Sex toys on power lines in Portland. 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1313

Myrtle Beach restaurant patron jailed after planning for ‘Jesus’ to pay tab 2 n2doc Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1259

Really Dumb Criminals: Utah Teens Live Streamed Break In Of Ice Cream Truck 1 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1245

Madagascar: lemur found with giant testicles 8 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 6622

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