April 26, 2020

Amy for VP, Kamala for AG

Please.

April 7, 2020

"Eleven thousand million new ventilators!"

No one could have predicted numbers like that.

April 4, 2020

When will Trump bring in Mark Burnett to punch up is afternoon specials?

They need some fresh thinking and new guest stars.

April 3, 2020

Trump will not wear a face mask.

It will cover his anus-like mouth, which is a personal trademark, a big component of his indelible image.

March 31, 2020

We have to find out what Trump's interest in the the drug he keeps pushing is.

He’s stepping in to plug this shit like it’s a My Pillow. This is not normal.

March 29, 2020

Is it time to impeach the bastard again?

No need to launch a House investigation. Just draw up articles and send them to the Senate. Let the Republicans enablers go on the record as saying, "Yes, this is fine. This is how a President should act."

March 28, 2020

Is the Ticker Ticker ad starring "Ben Arnold" the dumbest commercial ever made?

Optional for extra credit: Is Ticker Tocker the stupidest name for a online trading platform ever?

March 23, 2020

Boeing deserves a bailout of $0.00

March 22, 2020

Trump's entire business career and presidency in one image

A fraud created to glorify and enrich Donald J. Trump
Pompous, pretentious and 100% phony
Incompetently executed
Requires legal action to correct
Proof of Lincoln’s observation that you can fool some of the people all of the time