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(81,871 posts) Tue Jan 24, 2023, 03:08 PM Jan 2023

Do you have classified documents at your house? [View all]

If so, please have your lawyer contact the Department of Justice.

Thank you

27 votes, 2 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Yes, I found some in the garage, basement, freezer, etc.
	12 (44%)
	Can't find any but they must be here somewhere
	11 (41%)
	Agent Mike
	4 (15%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Do you have classified documents at your house? [View all] Renew Deal Jan 2023 OP

But to hell if I'll give 'em back!!! LakeArenal Jan 2023 #1

Must be here somewhere mvd Jan 2023 #2

Sorry, that's classified. Nt TxGuitar Jan 2023 #3

Yes but I forgot where. MontanaMama Jan 2023 #4

Yes. They were exactly in my garagebasementfreezer. Iggo Jan 2023 #5

My House RobinA Jan 2023 #6

Pick Agent Mike if you're outside the US Renew Deal Jan 2023 #8

I just ordered a CLASSIFIED stamp from Amazon dweller Jan 2023 #7

Hah! UTUSN Jan 2023 #9

No, I can declassify with my mind, duh! onecaliberal Jan 2023 #10

Hahahahaha. All righty then. brush Jan 2023 #23

GLOMAR imaginary girl Jan 2023 #11

Heehee. Good one. CYA all the way. brush Jan 2023 #22

Well if there are any wendyb-NC Jan 2023 #12

Classified by who? Have some steamy love letters I don't want public lol Takket Jan 2023 #13

They were in the reading rack by the toilet. patphil Jan 2023 #14

I have my 54 year old marriage license agingdem Jan 2023 #15

Mine our in the trunk of my car, for safe keeping. Buckeyeblue Jan 2023 #16

I was using mine for toilet paper during the pandemic. Ray Bruns Jan 2023 #17

I don't even save the classified section of the newspaper. onenote Jan 2023 #18

Well I thought I had them here but sdfernando Jan 2023 #19

I did but I shredded them. Who needs that headache. brush Jan 2023 #20

Of course. Very tasty. moondust Jan 2023 #21

I have Classified ads from the 80's. GreenWave Jan 2023 #24

It's a sickness and I can't get over it. eppur_se_muova Jan 2023 #25

May get a lot of families of hoarders excited... hlthe2b Jan 2023 #26

That reminds me of a very old joke about the soviet union. A guy calls the kgb, telling niyad Jan 2023 #30

Hah! Maybe we are on to something here... hlthe2b Jan 2023 #31

I am going to have the FBI come and search. Chainfire Jan 2023 #27

I have boxes of "IBM Confidential" documents..... education documents from early sinkingfeeling Jan 2023 #28

yes. they are in my file cabinet under "C" IcyPeas Jan 2023 #29

Agent Mike should be dropping by any day now. While he's searching, maybe he can fold laundry Hekate Jan 2023 #32

He never would eat my sourdough bread, Throckmorton Jan 2023 #35

I myself would find fresh sourdough hard to resist... Hekate Jan 2023 #36

Propriety documents from various telecommunication companies I subcontracted for Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2023 #33

Yes I do. Throckmorton Jan 2023 #34

I already sold them Meowmee Jan 2023 #37

Well, yeah, but they are Russian documents hacked from Putin and the Kremlin. Roisin Ni Fiachra Jan 2023 #38

Yeah Conjuay Jan 2023 #39

Oh Hell No... GGoss Jan 2023 #40

This thread gave me a needed lol, ty for posting it. JuJuChen Jan 2023 #41