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William Seger

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13. No one is asking, "How much would Jesus charge?"

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Wed Mar 27, 2024, 02:35 PM

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NO ONE has mentioned that what Trump's "Bible" does .... [View all] CousinIT Mar 27 OP

I really didnt even want to know the pages were sticky.... getagrip_already Mar 27 #1

Anyone found the edits they made to the "only Bible endorsed by Donald Trump'? forgotmylogin Mar 27 #31

Yea Traildogbob Mar 27 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author TwilightZone Mar 27 #3

I guess I'm just realizing that... Think. Again. Mar 27 #4

It's just a King James Bible. TwilightZone Mar 27 #5

Oh. But maybe we could still just use the title for some actually positive stuff? Think. Again. Mar 27 #6

Here's a thought. Howard Zinn wrote a book called "A People's History of the United States" that took to task..... RussellCattle Mar 27 #25

That sounds great!... Think. Again. Mar 27 #27

"Holy Smokes", he ejaculated in surprise. I am honored and amazed. But perhaps you should know that besides..... RussellCattle Mar 27 #36

Cool, and be sure to add all that Onanism for authenticity! Think. Again. Mar 27 #40

Gonna "spill my seed" man. RussellCattle Mar 27 #43

We should be calling it the "King Donald Bible"....... lastlib Mar 27 #23

I wonder if he is trying sell them in the U.K.? ThoughtCriminal Mar 27 #47

That's interesting, but I guess that copyright doesn't apply here?... Think. Again. Mar 27 #48

Applies in the U.K., not sure about Commonwealth. ThoughtCriminal Mar 27 #49

Interesting thought, but I don't think the buffoon cares about that, he just wants the money. Escurumbele Mar 27 #7

It also conflates.... AmBlue Mar 27 #8

I did. H2O Man Mar 27 #9

A small digression Shoonra Mar 27 #10

He would have to pay Royalties for that version ThoughtCriminal Mar 27 #50

They sure as hell are not the same and never should StarryNite Mar 27 #11

The American flag has no business on a Bible LetMyPeopleVote Mar 27 #12

It's blasphemous. hadEnuf Mar 27 #15

wow Celerity Mar 27 #16

Those are really small hands RainCaster Mar 27 #37

Small hands, small mushroom Celerity Mar 27 #39

Thank you. I had not seen that. Retweeting the hell out of it. n/t CousinIT Mar 27 #33

No one is asking, "How much would Jesus charge?" William Seger Mar 27 #13

I read a while back that conservatives were working on a "new" Bible because the current on is too "liberal". hadEnuf Mar 27 #14

Boebert as the foot-washed prozzie, lolololol Celerity Mar 27 #17

Yes, that would be Andrew Shitfly, er Schlafly Prof. Toru Tanaka Mar 27 #32

seems like if one of them cracked that constitution that comes with the trump bible... jcgoldie Mar 27 #18

If they even crack open the Bible itself they'll learn about separation of church and state. ancianita Mar 27 #26

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God what is God's. meadowlander Mar 27 #46

Satan offered Jesus dominion over all the kingdoms of the world, and Jesus told him Ocelot II Mar 27 #51

lol yep ancianita Mar 27 #52

I think we're watching an everything-but-official announcement Torchlight Mar 27 #19

Are they mixing the dirty parts of the bible in with the constitution? Ping Tung Mar 27 #20

There are no dirty parts. ancianita Mar 27 #53

I'm sticking to Mark Twain's assessment of the book as the most reliable. Ping Tung Mar 28 #57

Cool. Mark Twain v Abe Lincoln, John Quincy Adams, Grant,Truman, Obama, Biden. ancianita Mar 28 #58

I'm surprised the Richter scale hasn't reported an earthquake in Virginia dflprincess Mar 27 #21

It takes you straight to Hell Scalded Nun Mar 27 #22

I'm guessing that the Trump Bible comes with "unacceptable" parts already cut-out Seinan Sensei Mar 27 #24

Didn't Jefferson do just that, except the opposite? AverageOldGuy Mar 27 #29

I'm confused . . . AverageOldGuy Mar 27 #28

Won't Be Any Heat... GB_RN Mar 27 #45

I wouldn't say "no one".... SergeStorms Mar 27 #30

Might make 'em think twice about messing around in politics. calimary Mar 27 #38

Police protection.... SergeStorms Mar 27 #54

Yep! calimary Mar 28 #56

NO FREAKIN' KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! calimary Mar 27 #34

I assume it's a coloring book JoseBalow Mar 27 #35

"As if there is a wall between Church and State," Thomas Jefferson. Botany Mar 27 #41

A door to door bible salesman Farmer-Rick Mar 27 #42

I hope that we can separate church and state again... SupportSanity Mar 27 #44

I did. niyad Mar 27 #55