if I ever steal our nation’s most-closely-guarded nuclear secrets and stash them in the unspeakably ugly shitter of my vermin-infested Florida golf motel, I hope I get my own hand-picked fangirl judge to run interference for me.

if I ever take those state secrets and brag about their contents to my golf cronies — and then get the butler and the pool boy to destroy evidence of my crimes — I hope that my personal fangirl judge does everything she can to ensure I escape accountability forever.

in fact, should I ever declare that laws are bullshit and I can crime all I want, I hope that my bought-and-paid-for Federalist Society hacks on the Supreme Court go yeah, we should definitely look into this.

but of course I won’t get any of that shit, because there are two systems of justice in America: the kind that Little Donny Fuckface gets, and the kind the rest of us get.


(oh, there's more)

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/aileen-cannon-is-making-my-fucking