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ladyVet

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8. It's Giorgio! He's been called back to the homeworld to prepare for Earth's invasion.
Sun Sep 27, 2015, 02:44 PM
Sep 2015

Somehow NASA tracked him to the secret underground entrance, since the Martians have been forced to live below the surface after losing their atmosphere. It's very sad, but we can help them. Or else, another war needs to start soon, and who knows how much oil Mars has?

But seriously, I suspect some sort of bacterial life has been confirmed. I'm pretty sure we know there's water there, frozen at the poles.

I'm kind of excited, to be honest. If it's confirmed life, then we know for a fact we can't be alone in the Universe. At least, we'll be pretty damned sure.

Water or aliens Duckhunter935 Sep 2015 #1
Water aliens? ChairmanAgnostic Sep 2015 #4
That Mars decided to bomb our moon first and NASA thwarted them with yodelling. Rex Sep 2015 #2
Running water during hot season. antiquie Sep 2015 #3
They will tell us who this woman is zappaman Sep 2015 #5
Message auto-removed Name removed Sep 2015 #6
Water WestCoastLib Sep 2015 #7
It's Giorgio! He's been called back to the homeworld to prepare for Earth's invasion. ladyVet Sep 2015 #8
Coming soon... antiquie Sep 2015 #9
Cooties. randome Sep 2015 #10
That they lied... TeeYiYi Sep 2015 #11
They found my keys. edbermac Sep 2015 #12
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