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kpete

(72,097 posts) Sat Jul 13, 2013, 08:00 PM Jul 2013

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Molly Ivins in TX Dildo Diaries [View all]

Molly Ivins in Dildo Diaries

Molly Ivins and others explore arcane Texas laws relating to orifice-fillers you may sell and how you may describe them.

* If it looks like a penis, you can call it an "educational model". But it can't vibrate.

* If it vibrates, it's a "personal massager". But it can't look like a penis.

* If you possess 6 or more devices, that's a felony, because it shows intent to distribute.

* Possessing 5 or fewer merely makes you a hobbyist.

* However, butt plugs are A-OK.

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Molly Ivins in TX Dildo Diaries [View all] kpete Jul 2013 OP

Don't you just have to wonder how many of these Reps ran home that night or snappyturtle Jul 2013 #1

That woman in the Senate was really having a blast giving the Bible-thumper a hard time.... Jim Lane Jul 2013 #2

Molly, Molly, Molly, lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #3

What a treasure she was. reusrename Jul 2013 #4

YEAH, I LOVED MOLLY, BUT IS NOW THE TIME FOR LAUGHING WHILE OUR RIGHT ARE EVAPORATING? drynberg Jul 2013 #5

Too funny and sad zebonaut Jul 2013 #6

See what we have to deal with here! Molly called them out, they voted for it so that no one Dustlawyer Jul 2013 #7

They've got pregnant women cornered Plucketeer Jul 2013 #8

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