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True Blue American

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33. I can attest to that.

Reply to Mr.Bill (Reply #26)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 09:29 AM

Apr 7

With a waiter, saying I should I eat who kept bringing me 5 course's Somone took my picture at the pool. Took me a month to get it off. I started using pepper instead of salt.

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I discovered that it's not the dryer that's shrinking my clothes, it's the [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 OP

Vacation is my excuse! lark Apr 6 #1

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 #2

Mine are in cahoots! My Instacart app and car are in on it too! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 6 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 #4

So damn funny. Traildogbob Apr 6 #5

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 #6

Thank you Traildogbob Apr 6 #7

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 #9

I think my Costco card is in on it too! Nt leftieNanner Apr 6 #8

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 6 #10

Chocolate covered blueberries... n/t Eyeball_Kid Apr 6 #12

I blame these moniss Apr 6 #11

Accurate. mwooldri Apr 6 #14

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #36

Bet your fridge is the same brand as mine: Serve-a-lot. nt Trueblue Texan Apr 6 #13

Good one! Sounds like ours. calimary Apr 6 #15

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #37

It might also be the lack of light in your closet. LastDemocratInSC Apr 6 #16

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #38

Yeah, the dryer is only swiping your sex socks Niagara Apr 6 #17

Good riddance...um...er...that is to say...What socks? Iggo Apr 6 #21

Awhile ago, Floyd said that he only wore 1 sock during sex because the dryer always managed to hide the other. Niagara Apr 6 #24

I found the thread, Iggo. Niagara Apr 6 #28

Floyd puts his feet up on the table... True Dough Apr 6 #22

OMG, I need those socks! Niagara Apr 6 #25

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #39

I discovered the greatest problem with working at home is working just 30 feet from the frig. spike jones Apr 6 #18

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #40

After hearing this, My dad asked BlueGreenLady Apr 6 #19

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #41

I am your dad? DemocraticPatriot Apr 8 #52

FACTS !!! Iggo Apr 6 #20

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #42

And I discovered the kitchen counters aren't getting taller, I'm getting shorter. Bumbles Apr 6 #23

😮 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #43

I heard the salt air on cruise ships also causes it. Mr.Bill Apr 6 #26

I can attest to that. True Blue American Apr 7 #33

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #44

So the dryer isn't shrinking your clothes.. Permanut Apr 6 #27

Small, but mighty! True Blue American Apr 7 #34

They are tough. True Blue American Apr 7 #35

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #45

LOL 3auld6phart Apr 6 #29

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #46

You put your wet clothes in the fridge ??? DemocraticPatriot Apr 6 #30

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #47

Chicken McNuggets in BBQ or Ranch sauce. 4lbs Apr 7 #31

😋 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #48

I True Blue American Apr 7 #32

😮 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #49

Do what I do. Stay naked. LuckyCharms Apr 7 #50

🫣 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 7 #51

I would, but I keep the temperature too low DemocraticPatriot Apr 8 #53