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Duncanpup

(12,860 posts) Sun Mar 17, 2024, 06:45 AM Mar 17

Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish. [View all]

1- He lived at home until he was thirty.
2- He went out drinking with his buddies before he died.
3- His mother thought he was God.
4- He thought his mother was a virgin.

Told to me by a descendant of the Irish at bakery this morning.

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Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish. [View all] Duncanpup Mar 17 OP

An oldie, but still a goodie! niyad Mar 17 #1

The wife of the owner told me this joke. Duncanpup Mar 17 #2

yummmmmm apple danish! What a delight it would be to share with you niyad Mar 17 #3

Shouldn't you have gotten COL Mustard Mar 17 #10

Yeah, well St. Patrick was said to scare all the snakes out of Ireland bucolic_frolic Mar 17 #4

😃 Duncanpup Mar 17 #5

Good one! ananda Mar 17 #6

Of course he's Irish. mwooldri Mar 17 #7

I need tickets for your next show. Duncanpup Mar 17 #9

Snort! niyad Mar 17 #11

Lol Joinfortmill Mar 17 #8

5 & 6: white, with blue eyes. ret5hd Mar 17 #12