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In reply to the discussion: Heard any good but corny jokes lately? [View all]brush
(54,081 posts)1. Here's a Pearly Gates joke.
Guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gates and the guy sees this tremendous wall of analog clocks, with hands.
He asks what the clocks are for. St. Peter tells him they are "lie" clocks and everyone has one. Whenever they lie the hands move. St Peter points out Mother Teresa's clock and says the hands have never moved. He also points to George Washington's clock which only moved once.
The guy asks, since we're talking about presidents, where's trump's clock?
St. Peter says, "Oh that one, Jesus keeps it in his office as a ceiling fan."
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2020
#40
Not a joke, but when she was about 2 and a half years old, my daughter called game hens toy chickens
tblue37
Nov 2020
#69
1st guy: "My dog has no nose". 2nd guy: "How does he smell?" 1st guy: "Awful".
Progressive Jones
Nov 2020
#66