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In reply to the discussion: Heard any good but corny jokes lately? [View all]Mr.Bill
(24,430 posts)35. There was an amateur baseball team
who had a game scheduled with their main rival team on Saturday. This rival team had a fantastic pitcher who would be pitching that day. His name was Mel Famy So the team concocted a plan. They would take Famy out drinking on Friday night, and get him so drunk on beers that he would be hung over for the game.
Well, it worked. His pitching was terrible and he had no control. He walked 12 batters during that game and lost badly. The guys who took him out drinking still say "Those were the beers that made Mel Famy walk us".
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2020
#40
Not a joke, but when she was about 2 and a half years old, my daughter called game hens toy chickens
tblue37
Nov 2020
#69
1st guy: "My dog has no nose". 2nd guy: "How does he smell?" 1st guy: "Awful".
Progressive Jones
Nov 2020
#66