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In reply to the discussion: Heard any good but corny jokes lately? [View all]eppur_se_muova
(36,322 posts)48. Two pirates were drinking at a bar, and sharing old war stories ....
Sooner or later, the conversation turned to their obvious injuries.
"I lost this foot to a British cannonball", said the first, tapping his wooden leg.
"I lost this hand to a cutlass while boarding a merchantman", said the second, holding up his iron hook.
They drank in silence for a while, until one could no longer resist the temptation to ask, "So what happened to your eye?"
"Oh, that. A seagull pooped on it."
"I wouldn't have thought what would have caused you to lose it."
"Oh, it wouldn't have -- but at the time, I hadn't gotten used to having a hook."
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2020
#40
Not a joke, but when she was about 2 and a half years old, my daughter called game hens toy chickens
tblue37
Nov 2020
#69
1st guy: "My dog has no nose". 2nd guy: "How does he smell?" 1st guy: "Awful".
Progressive Jones
Nov 2020
#66